Dance magic dance!We like to boogie on a Saturday night. This week, the brothers Deeney talk about something with which they have no expertise. In fact, it's fair to say, these boys are made of left feet. Joe favourite dancer is that Louie Spence fella. Conal's favourite dancer is that Louie Spence fella. I didn't know what to say here this week.

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Back in the studio, Joe and Conal talk about one of their passions in life.... DOGS!the best living thing in the entire world including everyones kids. The boys talk about their own dogs, marking their territory and messing on the carpet.we hear from a dog that doesn't trust it's owner, the elephant man and the little and large ladylisten now.

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Let's go and meet some celebrities! Oh, we have no means of doing that. Alright then, let's go meet some bits of wax in clothes that look like people on the telly!Madame Tussauds is inexplicably popular. For a mere £35 you can walk around a room for 70 minutes looking at shop mannequins. We do something a little different this episode as we take you round Europe's most over-rated attraction with hidden microphones. We're like Donal McIntyre! Oh and Fergal goes to MnMs World.

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The Victorians, ey? A time of colonialism, invention, steam, and children in attics looking at the other children playing outside with their noses pressed against the window. Loads of people look back at the Victorians like they were some kind of supermen in their mills full of maimed children and the cheapest cotton in the north.Being about the height of the British Empire, Fergal's got something to say. Natch.

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There are loads of colours in the world but why talk about them all when you could talk about Green... on it's own.... I mean there must be loads to talk about.... oh.We hear from green being dropped from the team, an uncomfortable situation with a difficult poo and loads of science. by Joseph Deeney and Green grocer Conal Deeney

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All animals have them (except the ones who don't), Skeletons make us human separating us from the animals making us have soft penises and them having big old boys. A time teamesque lecture delivered by Joseph Deeney and Dr. Conal Deeney (pot setter)Happy Halloween

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Some people say the Brits have a terrible relationship with food. When they do, I force them to look at the range of crisps in my local Budgens and force them to eat their words. Crisps, potato chips, whatever you call them, these slices of fried potato are absolutely brilliant and Conal and Joe go full tilt in expressing that. Conal chose this episiode.

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Strap in for the greatest saga since Odin and Loki went to Blackpool Pleasure Beach. In this week's episode, the boys talk everything Norse. Horned helmets, plunder, longboats, the lot. They also discus how not Vikings they are, unfortunately. We also hear from Fergal again, he's been dating. Now, we're off to Ragnarok.

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Out on the wiley, Yorkshire moors, is Joe and Conal Deen (ey)Kate Bush is superb and the brothers Deeney need to tell the world. From Wuthering Heights right up to this remastered box set thing that came out recently, Kate hasn't stopped being amazing.If you're reading, Kate, get in touch. We also receive a message from Kimberley Walsh. Because that's the only thing you can expect from this nutty podcast... shock!Visit our new website bookofnowt.com for more details

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Ahoy my landlubbers, and welcome to the second season of The Book of Nowt.We've been having a mad laugh for a few weeks but are back aboard the the good ship podcast for tale of the high seas and Conal talking endlessly about his holidays. Our brother Fergal also makes a little appearance after he made us promise we wouldn't. Classic bants. Visit our new website bookofnowt.com for more details

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