Tonight's the night. Yep, we're throwing rose petals beside the hearth and chilling the champagne. That's right, Conal and Joe squirm their way through an hour of awkward insight and anecdote around all things sex. This is like Madonna releasing that book in the 90s... except we're really embarrassed about it. Conal tells the most candid one night stand story. It's worth it for that.Patreon:patreon.com/bookofnowtWebsite:bookofnowt.com

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What will the neighbours say? It's a Girls Aloud episode. FINALLY! Kimberley, Cheryl, Nadine, Nicola, and Sarah Harding. Were they just another shitty girl group churning out manufactured dirge for the sake of a grotty music industry? No. They're really good. Not messing about, this is the best one we've done, I reckon. Conal's really funny and Joe is just as, if not a little bit less, funny. Patreon:patreon.com/bookofnowtWebsite:bookofnowt.com

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Pass the podcast pan the left hand side, it's the Book of Nowt telling it like it isn't for another hour of rambly nonsense on a topic somewhat more controversial than previous: an illicit drug. Love it or loathe it, weed is here to stay. they even do a bit of it in Lord of the Rings. Not sure why. Is it any good? Should it be legal? Is the culture surrounding it really annoying? We were meant to answer these questions, but then I got high. Heeeeey!We were meant to answer these questions, but then I got high.The questions remained unanswered and I know why. Hey heeey, becasue I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high.Patreon:patreon.com/bookofnowtWebsite:bookofnowt.com

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Dinosaurs are brilliant. You won't hear any argument on this podcast. 200 million years of mysterious history covered in under an hour's charming chatter? Is that even possible? We kind of get away with it. Joe sings a lovely song for our lovely Patreon supporters too. Patreon:patreon.com/bookofnowtWebsite:bookofnowt.com

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If you thought we wouldn't do an episode on Sean "we come off together that time" Bean, then you don't know us at all. He's been in it all, this lad: Lord of the Rings, Games of Thrones, adverts for Yorkshire Tea. Sharpe as well. We think he's a reet nahce lad, we hope you do too.We also have a new improvised sitcom to share with everyone. It;s better than it sounds. Here's our new Patreon page:patreon.com/bookofnowtand the website:bookofnowt.com

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Here's an offer you can't refuse: a free funny podcast. Funny how? Funny like a clown?Sorry. So many references.The Mafia. The most notorious and (weirdly) adored group of organised criminals in the world. They may be ruthless murderers that cavorted with fascists and made normal people's lives hell, but golly! do they make some brilliant movies. Nice little podcast you've got there, pity if something happened to it. We love to hear from you. This is how: [email protected]

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It's 17:59... it's Guinness time. There's an advertising strategy that didn't take off.Conal likes Guinness. Joe doesn't. A lot. Two lads of Irish descent dissect a cornerstone of the nation's culture. Unlike the rest of these experiments, this one is somewhat informed. This podcast is good for you. Good things come to those that listen to this podcast. Why have one Deeney brother when toucan do?

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Did you all get what you wanted? Christmas has come and gone and oh! what a time it was. In this, the last episode of season 2, Joe & Conal talk all about nothing. Think of a popular toy from the 90s... yeah, they talk about it here. We'll be back in about 6 weeks with more piffle. Never change.Happy New Year and enjoy.

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Brace yourself for the silky smooth voice of the best crooner who ever lived... yes thats right.... Conal is doing his conopsis again. Hahaha that was a good joke wasn't it. It was a joke for Christmas. The boys tell the Christmas tale of Nat King Cole and how he really does make Christmas,they also almost talk about the free masons but get scared and they talk about the big issues this week, Declan Donnolly and Shakin' Stevens. Merry Christmas and enjoy.

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This week its all Munchkins and snowflakes somewhere over a rainbow that doesnt exist, in a strange surreal land with a gay icon in ruby slippers. The boys give their likes and dislikes about the cinema classic and Feargal rears his ugly head.

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