God Save Our Book of Nowt!!!

Please stand for the return of the best podcast in town. That's right, Joe and Conal are back for another hour of daftness, hilarity, and "insight".

Today, the brothers Deeney join the ongoing culture war with a stunning broadside on the really short songs people sing before a football match starts. 

We discuss the best ones: France, USA, and Bhutan

And the worst ones: ours... just ours. 

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The podcast you've all been waiting for, it's our take on our home town. 

The story of Bradford is rich and poor. It's had the best of times and the worst of times. But where are we now? 

Conal still lives there, Joe doesn't, but both have plenty of stories from Bradford past and present. 

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In space, no one can hear you podcast. Unless they downloaded it on their phones and just play it on their air pods or something. 

This episode's a good one, so listen to it. We talk everything to do with the Queen of Sci Fi and all round good egg Sigourney Weaver. She's been in great films, good films, reasonable films, and Avatar. 

Conal also talks about games he plays on the toilet, and Joe is asked an interesting question by his daughter. 

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Forget everything you ever learnt at school!

Seriously, you need to ignore all that because it's apparently a government conspiracy devised for reasons we're not so sure about. 

Flat Earthism is a movement growing at an alarming rate all AROUND the globe. Is their argument strong enough to convince Joe & Conal? 

SPOILER ALERT: No. It is not. 

This one's a little more serious than our previous ones. Meaning Joe goes on some rants. Some of them make sense. 

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Tell you what we want, what we really really want...
We want you to listen to a really lovely podcast. 

This time we turn our hand to the biggest pop sensation of the 90s, the Spice Girls. Their fame was fleeting but by crikey was it bright. 

Do they viva forever? Or do they need to stop right now? Who do we think they are? 

Listen for free to find out... and give us five stars.

If you wanna be our lovers, you gotta get with our Patreon 
https://www.patreon.com/join/bookofnowt?

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We're sorry, but your podcast is in another castle. 

Bit of a blast from the past here as the Brothers Deeney give their pennoth on everything video games with their favourite company of them all. 

They get a bit misty eyed talking about Zelda, Goldeneye 007, and their forays into masturbation. 

Join the lads for a couple of bouts of Street Fighter and stay for a couple of fatalities in Mortal Kombat. 

Patreon us for extra friendship https://www.patreon.com/join/bookofnowt?

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South Americaaaaaaa!

Thanks Mick Jagger. In this episode our podcast follows the Inca trail around all of South America. Loads of languages (but mainly two), dance, culture, life, colour, religion, footballing genius, and much, much more. 

But enough about Joe and Conal, South America's good too.

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Do not pass go
Do not collect £200

Monopoly is, famously, really really boring. So the brothers Deeney thought they'd record themselves playing game of it for your listening pleasure. 

Obviously it's heavily edited, otherwise it would be unbroadcastable. 

Joe also has a weird fascination with the Singing Nun. That's right, we're getting weirder and weirder.

Patreon's nice, I hear patreon.com/bookofnowt
Or just our website bookofnowt.com

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Awite mi ow Choina!
Have we got a treat for you! 
East London's favourite son and landlord of the Queen Vic, it's Daniel Dyer! 

This is a bit of a weird one as Conal looks a bit like him. We should do a podcast about Jason Statham or something to even it out. Yeah, Joe is writing this. 

Share with everyone you know and, if you want to help more, Patreon is excellent patreon.com/bookofnowt

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Here it is. 
Our insight into the worst... THE WORST Christmas film going. 

If you like Love Actually, we're sorry for your life decisions. 

2 hours 5 minutes of utter, utter SHITE.

The only thing we like about this film is a hat that Keira Knightley wears. It's nice. Denim. 

Let us know if you feel differently, and why.

No one reads this bit, I've realised we can say what we like here... To me you are perfect. 

Sorry. I took that too far.

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