Number 50, and a big one! You may think you know this one but listen in to discover the untold hero and villain here. This version really only rates a B with us. Did Disney actually do it better?

CW: rape

Characters and plot devices that just disappear? Hooray! This derivative of prior brother birds stories doesn't pack quite the same punch at its C ranking, but there's still plenty of shenanigans.

An old dog learns new tricks but that doesn't save this one from a C ranking. We do, however, manage to spin Dangerous Liaisons and a sausage duel out of it, so that's a win-win.

A rollicking tale of gaslighting, cannibalism, and a classic Weekend at Bernie's stunt. This one gets a solid A ranking, almost an S.

CW: abortion, miscarriage

We're back with season 4, now with rankings! This twisted version of Bluebeard gets an A. It has hints of Our Lady's Child & the Robber Bridegroom, and we polish it off with our own chastity interpretations and 80s/90s movie pitches.

Thumbling is back! Plot twist: now he's a dick. Join us for his wacky adventures, plus a long-lost 80s school lunch food and NEW Grimm news!

Join us for a little déjà vu this week. You know what they say about big candles! Big...uh...life expectancy?

Wherein willful, anthropomorphic firewood learns an important lesson. OR maybe has a lovely coming-out adventure?

We're in agreement that being a godparent means different things to different people. Rarely, though, does it involve the devil handing out magic healing water.

What do Pete Davidson, the Brave Little Toaster, casual murder, and Oklahoma! have in common? Nothing but this very episode, our shortest one yet!