After a holiday break, we're back with a classic chain tale, Biblical mass murder, and "99 Luftballons." Who's up for some global thermonuclear war?

SPECIAL GUEST! For the first time, one of our own kids has made it on. Elliott's here to talk buying children, the River Styx, butts, and yet another fetch quest.

Yet another rampaging boar but not really a happy ending here. However, we do have Robert Baratheon and a Shakespeare zombie pitch. In that regard, we all win.

Donkeys are awesome! What's better than running away to Bremen to be a musician? Not going to Bremen at all, apparently.

Mmm, sausage water. You may think you know this one, and you'd be right. HOWEVER, if you don't know the French version, stay tuned because it's WAY darker.

Chairs! Chicken legs! Finger keys! As we all know, when a baby girl is born after a bunch of sons those sons are in for a rough ride. You might have heard this one before, but now with 110% more acid trip.

This week we get into arguably the most legendary god figure that modern history has forgotten. The mother of witches, snow, spinning (of course), and so much more. She's the best mother figure you'll hopefully never meet.

SPECIAL GUESTS Charles and Nate! Friends, we've reached what is likely everyone's favorite story so far. If you liked "The Straw, the Coal, and the Bean," hold onto your hats. Minecraft, forged papers, vaccines, the CCP, and more!

What do beheadings, spies, Stephen King's The Dark Tower, and talking in your sleep have in common? Not much but we made it work for this weird tale. This one probably won't be optioned by a major animation studio any time soon.

HUGE ONE! What's Cinderella without fairy godmothers and pumpkin coaches? Bloody shoes, poetic yet bloodthirsty birds, and a father who's just as terrible as the stepmother. And there's a Greek version that's even worse!