On the docket this week we have professional wrestling, girdles, squeezy cheese, and (of course) yet another unwilling and loveless marriage. Who wins in this story? The tailor. Who loses? Literally everybody else.

Unimaginable greed, veiled warnings against the institution of marriage, listener feedback, The Carpenters, and what could be the greatest movie pitch yet. Something for everyone this week!

Our first "The X, the Y, and the Z" story! Turns out Disney did not invent anthropomorphization. These are Grimm gold, largely because of the body count and harsh moral lessons. This week's is super short but not to be missed.

Well, you can guess what two children of the 80s mostly talk about with this one. Here we go again! Also, this just in: it sucks to be a duck. Or sometimes a horse.

Just how hot does someone have to be for a suicide pact? Is there a pre-nup for this situation? Thank god for magical herbs. And maybe for Viking zombies?

Another BIG ONE, another poor woodcutter abandoning his children in the woods. Or selling them. Or trading them for spinach. Or whatever. And what do space zombies have to do with this venerable tale? Find out next!

We have a short and sweet one this week; all about the rewards of laziness, the power of deformities, and, yes, more spinning. Do you know the difference between linen and cotton? Turns out we don't either.

Defenestration! UNO reverse cards! These three little men only make a cameo of an appearance but there's plenty of weird and wicked. If you're tired of the evil stepmother trope, fear not: radical capital punishment is back to save the day.

We arrive at our first REALLY BIG ONE and celebrate the milestone with special guest host Nate, who, it turns out, would probably not trade his unborn child for spinach. But nobody's perfect.

Sometimes wicked stepmothers can even be terrible to their own ugly, one-eyed conspirator offspring. In a world of brutal but hilarious corporal punishment, is it possible this poor girl could be the hero of her own story? Probably not, but let's find out.