The Brown Carpet

IN THIS WEEK's FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - it's our full-blown, freaky Halloween special with a very special guest - author, reviewer and screenwriter Mr Anthony O' Connor. Together, we wade into deep waters with a nautical nasty on the hellish high seas.

Featuring sinking performances by Kate Winslet, Nicholas Cage, Aziz Ansari and Peter Dutton.

Listen to the podcast that punishes the pure and rewards the wicked.

WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE!

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Don't forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney.

Based on a weird story.

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THIS WEEK! Join us as we latch on to a truly bizarre story about a bride-to-be walking in on her husband-to-be BREASTFEEDING FROM HIS MOTHER ON HER WEDDING DAY!

It's thirsty work as we turn this milky chaos into a sci-fi body snatchers-meets-Aliens-meets -dairy farm film called - The Feed.

Featuring titillating performances by Drew Barrymore, Sydney Sweeney, Timothée Chalamet and Brad Pitt.

WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE!

READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE!

SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don't forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney.

Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie.

Based on a weird story.

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IN THIS WEEK's FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh tackle the avodaco fuelled crimewave sweeping the land of the long white cloud.

Featuring severed performances by Julian Dennison, Temeura Morrison, Russell Crowe and Sam Neil.

Listen to the podcast that always pays extra for guacamole.

WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE!

SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts.

Don't forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney.

Based on a weird story.

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THIS WEEK! Flocking hell! Join us as we exorcise a truly supernatural story about a mysterious Mongolian sheep nonstop circling themselves to death…

Strap yourselves in as we create a "revelation" in cinema that includes: a reclusive revhead reverend on the road to redemption, a talking dog possessed by a dead friend but with the voice of Bluey, a CGI Paul Walker, four horsemen of the apocalypse sans horses and replaced with muscle cars, all this and MORE, in a film we called - SINS OF THE FARMER.

Featuring apocalyptic performances by Hugo Weaving, Austin Butler, Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Jeff Goldblum and Paul Walker.

WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE!

READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE!

SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don't forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney.

Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie.

Based on a weird story.

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FROM THE VAULT! In this week's throwback episode - Corey, Josh and a massive Mexican chase a deadbeat jockey across America in this redneck, rubber-burning, Dukes of Hazard-themed episode.

Featuring fiery performances by Elijah Wood, Danny Trejo, Lauren Ambrose and Danny McBride.

WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE!

SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don't forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney.

Based on a weird story.

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THIS WEEK! Join us, hive mind, as we harvest a Massachusetts news story about an enraged Bee Keeper who lets her bees loose on some cops trying to evict her friend…

Don your beekeeping veil while we create a cinematic masterpiece that includes: a lovers-lane-lady-serial-killer who uses her swarm of bees to enact her sick justice, Larry Bird getting popped courtside, a CG Bea Arthur, and multiple characters with bee puns for names (Beatrix and Detective Honae). Oh, and not to mention - Nicolas Cage!!!! All this in a film we called - 'Buzz Kill'.

Featuring wicked smaht performances by Denis Gough, Julia Butters, Nic Cage, Roman Griffin Davis and Bea Arthur.

WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE!

READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE!

SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don't forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney.

Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie.

Based on a weird story.

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FROM THE VAULT! In this week's throwback episode - Corey and Josh pop open the cookie jar and adapt a weird headline about morbid munchies into a feel-good story about an edible grandfather.

Featuring bite-sized performances by Nick Kroll, Dafne Keen and Eric Bana.

WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE!

SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don't forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney.

Based on a weird story.

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THIS WEEK! Join us as we probe a truly scandalous news story about an alleged cheating chess player harnessing the tech powers of AI anal beads to beat a world champ.

It's checkmate as we strategically plot a world where brain sports reign supreme, sex toys are used in battle, and Elon and Kanye go head-to-head in our film - 'Pawno'

Featuring intellectual performances by Taylor Lautner, Jamie Foxx, Matt Jones and Kevin Durand.

WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE!

READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE!

SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don't forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney.

Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie.

Based on a weird story.

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FROM THE VAULT! This week's throwback episode 'Zero Shark Thirty' is the military-grade shark heist that has Trump's peen becoming a tasty treat for a baby horn shark... Featuring biting performances by Jason Statham, Blake Lively, Samuel L. Jackson and George Clooney.

WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE!

SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don't forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney.

Based on a weird story.

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WE'RE BACK, BABY! Join us this week as we take a news story about a threesome love tryst causing a mass cruise ship brawl and create a film that melds reality TV, Under Siege and The Love Boat.

There's non-stop action as we hit the high seas with grey nomads, a washed-up reality TV show producer, a Viagra and ecstasy spiked punch and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson in this week's thrupple throwdown film creation - Dustbooty.

Featuring sea sick performances by Steven Segal, The Rock, Tatiana Maslany and Zoe Saldana.

WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel HERE!

READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE!

Subscribe or follow us on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don't forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at [email protected] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney.

Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie

Based on a weird story.

©The Brown Carpet Podcast