The Brown Carpet

The Brown Carpet

By Corey Farrell and Josh GroomComedyTV & Film
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The Brown Carpet episodes

  • 40. "Playing Footsi"

    THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh are once again snubbed by the Academy Awards - but make their predictions anyway.

    They get stumped talking about the twisted mystery of the 15 washed-up severed feet in Canada and devise a foot-fetish, filmic-feast entitled, "Playing Footsi.'

    Featuring stinky performances by Pete Holmes, Kirsten Schaal, Daniel Dae Kim and Margot Robbie.

    Listen to the podcast that grinds on that stump while you sleep. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, email us at [email protected] FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher. https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ Recorded in Sydney and New York. Edited in Jersey City.

    Based on a weird story.

    23 min
  • 39. "Squirty Harry"

    THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh connect from opposite sides of the globe as Josh calls in from New York City to discuss an Irish spunkie who's been booting up his own man-broth It's a frothy miracle cure that's got Big Pharma gagging for Harry's clam chowder. Featuring creamy performances by Chris O'Dowd, Evanna Lynch, Nicholas Hope and Jason Bateman. Listen to the podcast that thinks that shirt looks great on you. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, email us at [email protected] FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher. https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ Recorded in Sydney and New York. Edited in New Jersey.

    Based on a weird story.

    29 min
  • 38. "Knock and Tongue"

    THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh discuss the infamous marathon doorbell licker and Josh gives his top three New York based movies just before he heads to The Big Apple for a couple months. It's a telethon for the sufferers of Uncontrollable Licking Syndrome and a film that asks the question - "Where does the licking end and the healing begin?" Featuring slippery performances by Adam Goldberg, Channing Tatum and Marisa Tomei. Listen to the podcast that licks your keyboard at night. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, email us at [email protected] FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher. https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ Recorded at Frisbee & Noodle Studio, Sydney. Edited in New York City. Uploaded from Starbucks on the corner of 1st Ave & 60. Based on a weird story.

    25 min
  • 37. "Bad Habits"

    Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh welcome three very special guests into a new studio as Santa's swollen sack is finally unloaded - it's our late delivery Christmas special!

    We take on a couple of high rolling, priest-killing nuns, headed out to Vegas for an redemptive whirlwind of sacrilegious sin.

    Listen to the podcast that left a tadpole in your teapot.

    WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP

    SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

    FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher.

    https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

    Recorded at CoBox Studio, Redfern NSW.

    Based on a weird story.

    32 min
  • 36. "Update Night"

    Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh digitally dive into a holographic hentai honeymoon and pump out an anime atrocity - definitely one of the strangest film pitches we've featured on the show.

    Listen to the podcast that tickles your tentacles on a Tuesday.

    WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP

    SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

    FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher.

    https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

    Based on a weird story.

    29 min
  • 35. "Baking Brad"

    Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh pop open the cookie jar and adapt a weird headline about morbid munchies into a feel good story about an edible grandfather.

    Featuring bite-sized performances by Nick Kroll, Dafne Keen and Eric Bana.

    Listen to the podcast that likes to watch you feed.

    WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP

    SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

    FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher.

    https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

    Based on a weird story.

    25 min
  • 34. "Satan's Seamen"

    Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - it's our full-blown, freaky Halloween special with very special guest - author, reviewer and screenwriter, Mr Anthony O' Connor. Together, we wade into deep waters with a nautical nasty on the hellish high seas.

    Featuring sinking performances by Kate Winslet, Nicholas Cage, Aziz Ansari and Peter Dutton.

    Listen to the podcast that punishes the pure and rewards the wicked.

    WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP

    SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

    FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher.

    https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

    Based on a weird story.

    31 min
  • 33. "Guac Blockers"

    Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh tackle the avodaco fuelled crimewave sweeping the land of the long white cloud.

    Featuring severed performances by Julian Dennison, Temeura Morrison, Russell Crowe and Sam Neill.

    Listen to the podcast that always pays extra for guacamole.

    WATCH this minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP

    SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

    FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher.

    https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

    Based on a weird story.

    20 min
  • 32. "How To Lose a Dick in 10 Days"

    Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - we are joined by the delightful Benjamin Hargrave to tackle a middle-aged virgin with a bionic schlong and a hefty debt problem.

    Featuring robotic performances by Steve Carrell, Chevy Chase, Milla Jovovich and Glenn Howerton.

    Listen to the podcast that Ludicrous refuses to listen to.

    WATCH this minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP

    SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

    FIND us on Youtube, Facebook, Spotify or Stitcher.

    https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

    Based on a weird story.

    22 min
  • THE 1ST ANNUAL BROWN CARPET GROGIE AWARDS

    It's the glittering night of nights, The Grogies.

    Recorded LIVE at The Palace Hotel Ballroom it's the first ever Brown Carpet Podcast Award Show - celebrating the first six months and fifty horrific movie ideas we've pumped out on the show.

    So many sh*t ideas, but only one can be the sh*ttiest.

    Featuring 11 dubious award categories including -

    BEST TITLE, BEST CHARACTER NAME, BEST CASTING, BEST SOUNDTRACK, BEST ENDING, BEST POSTER, MOST F**KED UP SCENE, BEST EPISODE, BEST TAGLINE, FILM MOST LIKELY TO GET MADE & BEST FILM.

    Listen to the show that's the sausage dog in a greyhound race.

    WATCH the GROGIES on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP

    SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

    FIND us on Stitcher, TuneIn, Facebook, Youtube or Spotify.

    https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

    37 min

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The podcast that turns weird real news stories into even weirder movies.