The Brown Carpet

THIS WEEK on The BCP, flying feathery fists of fury take on a lubed-up and slippery serial slayer.

Featuring glistening performances from Tom Hardy, Ilana Glazer, Kate Winslet and John Goodman.

Listen to the podcast that knows exactly who let the dogs out.

Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

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THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a blood-thirsty Friday the 13th special and the long-awaited return of Mr Ginge Minge himself, Corey Farrell...

It's an avalanche of the undersized undead up against a prejudiced Peruvian pressure system.

Featuring horrific performances from Maisie Williams, Bill Paxton, Bill Burr and Wanda Sykes.

Listen to the podcast that's balls deep in a complicated relationship with Mark Zuckerberg's mum.

Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

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THIS WEEK on The BCP, while Corey's pubic procedure evolves, we're joined by Peter Sharp for a little poultry poetry.

It's a frisky, feathery canoe deep in international waters versus a blinding beam of holy funk.

Featuring rancid performances from Chris Lilley, Elijah Wood, Chuck Norris and Owen Wilson.

Listen to the podcast soggier than a glistening, succulent Sao.

Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

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THIS WEEK on The BCP, we welcome the delightfully weird and wonderful Sally Lopez back into the studio for co-hosting duties - plus we find out what Corey is doing in Spain.

It's a flaming Floridian spaghetti incident taking on a coke-fuelled commuter on a quest for a cure.

Featuring stale performances from Bradley Cooper, Ben Mendelsohn, Helen Mirren and Pauline Hanson.

Listen to the podcast that refuses to take off its roller skates.

Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

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THIS WEEK on The BCP, we welcome a couple very special guests into the studio - co-hosts of the Deaf To All But Metal Podcast, Jeremy Davidson and Gary Grim join us for a 2-on-2, no-holds-barred, pitch-a-palooza for ultimate supremecy.

It's a pacifist pyromaniac's pest problem up against a coven of kinky crones in a DVDA deathmatch.

Listen to the podcast you might remember from such films as, "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Vape" and "Hector, the Sassy Badger."

Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

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https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

Be sure to check out the Deaf To All But Metal podcast on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud or at https://www.facebook.com/deaftoallbm/

THIS WEEK on The BCP, glam-cow speed metal takes on an unrelenting urine-powered elevator exorcism.

Featuring disgraceful performances from Jeremy Davidson, Julian Dennison, Gotye and James Earl Jones.

Listen to the podcast that punched Martin Shkreli in the dickhole.

Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

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https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a mysterious disappearance flares into fuzzy fisticuffs while burlesque bereavement babes resurrect a stiff.

Featuring questionable performances from Chris Hemsworth, Rihanna, Ronda Rousey and DMX.

Listen to the podcast that spilt gravy on your doona.

Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

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https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

THIS WEEK on The BCP, an eggstraordinary tale of olympic level failure takes on an artist's rendition of alien copulation and betrayal.

Featuring thoroughly disappointing performances from Kristofer Hivju, Grace Jones, Dolph Lundgren and Paul Dano.

Listen to the podcast that becomes a recipe for quiche lorraine when played backwards.

Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

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https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

THIS WEEK on The BCP, lube up, log in & tune out cause it's a live streamer's wet dream taking on a hairy set of radioactive alien plums.

Featuring sadly regrettable performances by Jack Black, Sasha Baron Cohen, Amy Schumer and Kristaps Porzingus.

Listen to the podcast with your kneecaps dipped in cottage cheese - it's 23% better that way.

Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

Find us on Stitcher, I Heart Radio, Youtube & Spotify.

https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

THIS WEEK on The BCP, put em' on the glass cause where going on a trip down mammary lane whilst driving under the influence of divine intervention.

Featuring unfortunate performances by Angus Sampson, Donald Glover, Jaden Smith and Paul Walker.

Listen to the podcast made of 100% unfiltered gluten.

Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

Find us on Stitcher & Spotify.

PLUS we are now on YouTube!

https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/