The Brown Carpet

THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a twisted tribute to the weirdest location on earth - Florida! We welcome our first guest into the studio - Sally Lopez - and together we jump the shark and deliver a titillating touch of mechanophilia with a healthy dollop of milky feline love.

Featuring teste-blistering performances from Richard Ayoade, Charlie Hunnam, Matthew McConaughey and Emily Ratajkowski.

Listen to the podcast that farted on your bagel when you weren't looking.

Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

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THIS WEEK on The BCP, a frenzied twerking session intended to combat the child-killing vampires of Florida goes up against Roger as he makes a strong argument for worst employee on the planet.

Featuring performances from Simon Pegg, Seth Rogan, Angelina Jolie and Matt Damon that will make you wish for the end of days.

Listen to the podcast that heats up faster than a Dutch oven.

Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a SPEED freak of a different kind kidnaps Keanu to help curate his retro film fetish, while a dosile librarian goes buck-naked and badass to rescue a fuzzy Chandler Bing.

Featuring shameful performances from Rebel Wilson, Justin Long, Steven Seagal and Kristen Wiig that would make Tommy Wiseau wince.

Listen to the podcast that 5 out of 7 poodles prefer.

Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

THIS WEEK on The BCP - A hunka-hunka burning seafood sadness is unleashed against an enigmatic, serial faecal fiend.

Featuring Golden Globe losing performances by Ethan Hawke, Rainn Wilson, Halle Berry and Mark Ruffalo

It's the podcast that owes your uncle twenty bucks...

Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/

THIS WEEK on The BCP - it's the Christmas special!

A frenzied yet festive bath-salts-bender goes up against a grim trip down memory lane into humiliation, devastation and bloody murder.

Featuring career destroying performances by Danny DeVito, Macauley Culkin, Bryan Cranston and Julia Lous-Dreyfus.

It's the podcast that left ayahuasca and cookies out for Santa!

Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight.

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a vegan dystopian uprising movie inspired by a mystery ham, goes head to head with an Italian heist inspired Trump conspiracy, that contains no less than two imaginary bunnies and goes all the way to the white house!

Featuring career ending performances from Jon Hamm, Alec Baldwin, Kevin Bacon and Samuel L. Jackson...

Listen to the 69th most popular penis movie podcast!

Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook polls and vote on which one YOU would "brownlight"

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a sex-fuelled panda bumps fuzzy uglies with an explosive-packed bunghole.

Featuring career defining performances from Rhianna, Channing Tatum, Jason Mamoa and Bradley Cooper - Corey and Josh go toe to toe with two film ideas that would unleash PANDAmonium in Hollywood boardrooms..

Go deep inside the podcast that proctologists probe themselves too...

Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook polls and vote on which one YOU would "brownlight"

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a mysterious monstrous member does battle with a forgetful alcoholic undertaker for ultimate supremacy.

Featuring career defining performances by Jennifer Lawrence, Sean William-Scott, Gary Busey and Zach Galifianakis - Corey and Josh square off in a battle of dimwits with a couple of ill-advised elevator pitches that would make Bill Cosby tranquilize himself!

See what all the fuss is about with the podcast that 9 out of 10 dads listen to while vaping.

Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook polls and vote on which one YOU would "brownlight"

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a substance abusing monkey-pimp takes on an amateur gender reassingment surgeon - what could possibly go wrong?

Featuring breath-taking performances by Charlie Sheen, Jason Alexander, Melissa Leo, Danny McBride and Michael Cera... Corey and Josh masterblast a couple mediocre movie ideas in a creative thunderdome - two films enter, one film leaves!

Get a sniff of the podcast that smells like wet dog and regret!

Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook polls and vote on which one YOU would "brownlight"

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]

THIS WEEK on the BCP, a dwarf-driven sex romp, disguised as a coming-of-age story OR a time-traveling, boozy alien odyssey disguised as a nasty hangover tale? You make the call...

Jump on our Twitter or Facebook polls and vote on which one YOU would "brownlight."

Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at [email protected]