The Burble

This week Benny & Az discuss how sending your tradie naked bot-bot pictures won't get you a discount on carpet laying, new swearing laws in Australia, Az's drunken Year 12 excursion to State Of Origin & photographic evidence of it, a meth-addicted attack squirrel, whether or not Forrest Gump Jnr had AIDS and menstrual blood is now considered art PLUS we preview the next episode for real for the first time....and we make it BIG.

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This week Benny & Az discuss the death of the worlds sexiest poker player in strange circumstances, how a woman in England got herself stuck in a child's toy car, stolen milk victim gets the thief back, how Julie Anthony confused a nation in her commercials for a bank, Instagram crashed and the world lost it's mind, how the major supermarkets are bring back a feature that STILL pissing shoppers off, Az won a poker tournament on pockets 2's & Az finds everything funny at the end. This episode is dedicated to subscriber Cat, who demands she gets to hear loose talk each weekend driving to work, even if it isn't polished up like a royal turd. Cat - we've sprinkled glitter on this one...ain't it pretty!

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Benny & Az return from their mid season break to discuss a new limited edition pizza released by Coles that sounds as awful as it looks, State of Origin national anthem protest, Winx's brother on death row in South Korea, Apple are now just yanking everyone's chain with the price of new products, how The Phantom keeps his suit so purple in the jungle & how brothels are in a losing fight against backyard rub & tug joints - but a great real estate opportunity!

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This week Benny & Az dive deep into how a NZ council has stopped a bloke flushing his toilet, laws in China that identify you as an extremist, new jobs for 2050, Facebook - the new gravesite, Microsoft bows to nerd pressure, how you can now pay someone to defend you from trolls online, a Cam Girl that uses her fingers in a whole different way, a low-act from a female after a couple lose a mobile phone & K-Mart overlooks a major detail with the new $7 Plush Llamas.

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This week Benny & Az discuss how people now are going to extreme lengths to get viral status on the internet, how a pregnant mother's toilet overflows when the neighbours flush theirs, an alarming story of what was chewed upon at McDonald's in WA, new fold-able phones are crap, an Elon Musk car blows up in china, internet challenges have gone too far, glue - the new way to protest, a bloke sues his parents for throwing away his porn stash, a woman wants to marry her Tetris game & they delve into Az's violent cat. That and some built up gas...

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This week Benny, Az & special guest Burble listener Dexter discuss just how many sheckles it cost Ecuador to keep Julian Assange in their embassy, the new Star Wars teaser trailer, how Benny's smartphone is misunderstanding him, groundbreaking genital embellishment for men, the world's first mobile phone call, Kraftwerk in the studio next door, how the average Air Hostess tops up their take home pay and actual audio of an after podcast argument in the Burble Studio.

(Star Wars 'The Rise Of Skywalker' teaser audio courtesy of Disney Lucasfilm)

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This week Benny & Az discuss the how the newly photographed Black Hole looks very similar to a Soundgarden album, how a woman had bees living in her eyes, a wedding between a hairy christian & a hairy satanist, technology giveaways in your hot cross buns, another bloke who loves horses, Dr Mundine with comments on child vaccinations, why holding in a fart is bad for your health, outrageous questions from Centerlink and why guns and beer don't mix.

(Mudine Audio courtesy of Network 10)

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This week Benny & Az discuss the Queen not needing a licence, when you need to play Kenny Rogers for requesting drunkards, why the school system is failing us without Google, Kevin Rudd makes a guest appearance with potty mouth, April fools day pranks, how you should never produce LIVE nature programs and how line dancing is completely f****d. Plus, we are running out of ideas for podcast endings.

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This week Benny & Az discuss the Jet Ski as a form of world travel, how Garfield is keeping himself relevant in 2019, how kids can't tell time, how if you're well-endowed you could be a lethal weapon and how one bloke terrorised a department store and got himself banned. Oh and at the end Benny has a one night stand it seems....

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This week Benny & Az reflect on the terrible events in Christchurch, a UK student making artworks protesting bald privates, ineffective ways to kill spiders, colourblind furniture shoppers and yet another NSW male "dates" a dog. The boys also offer their own thoughts on the 'Leaving Neverland' documentary, the continuing hilarity of the Flat Earth Society & finally if you don't like toliet humour don't listen right to the end of this podcast. You were warned...

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