The Burble

This week Benny & Az discuss the demise of Holden, baboons on the loose in Camperdown, Four & Twenty are now releasing a plant-based Meat Pie, a bloke goes to rob a bank to get away from his wife, more products slip in between the sheets with each other, Prince Andrew is born on The Crown, how playing french soccer will get you bit on the wang, a new mum gets right up her husband for sending pics of her and the new bub to his workmates - before she got the chance & a mate of the podcast calls us randomly and interrupts the show.

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This week Benny & Az return from a summer break and kick 2020 with the usual malarkey from around the world including a woman kicking the bucket choking on a lamington in a eating contest on Australia Day, a grandmother gets a dildo shoved through her letter slot from her neighbour, a bloke discovers his own grave as he was strolling through the cemetery, a professor blows nearly $100,000 USD in grant money on beer and hookers, how you should never scratch an itch with a bottle, the origins of Corona Virus & would you shell out big bickies for denim underpants...

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This week Az has decided to ditch both Benny & all Burblers for the City of Churches. So we got spare Az in PLUS someone we've be dying to get on the podcast since we started - The Frase made a special guest appearance. The lads discuss how disappointed they are with the Australian Prime Minister's reaction to the Bushfires, new angled toilets designed to cramp your legs and get you off the bowl faster at work, theatre school street performers, Stevie Wonder is NOT blind, Trump's Impeachment, kiddies burn in Christmas Pageant, Benny goes off about kids costumes, hand jobs at Mount Panorama & Frase's escape from a sticky situation.

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This week Benny & Az discuss how Dave the Duck needed to have most of his duck dong deleted from overuse, Greta Thunberg is named TIME Magazine Person of the Year and how TIME don't have a great record with their choices, Boris Johnson's Dream Catchers, SIRI finally gets to 'flick the bean', Walmart in trouble for selling a sweater showing a snowman Santa snorting coke, how millennials think that old fashion manners are outdated, how your fitbit can give you up with you're getting some on the side, the Maldives Female Cricket Team suffering one of cricket's worst innings of all time, American Airlines boot a Satanist off a flight for her T-Shirt, a Banana duct taped to a wall is art worth $120,000 - then gets eaten, a bloke has been approached to have scientists study his farts that kills mosquitos AND a new study on good old fashioned swearing!

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This week Az is missing in action due to the fact he said he had "the plague" so Benny subbed in our spare Az and discussed how Mr Men books for kids are allegedly sexist do to "mansplaining", Zombie Deer in the United States, a mother in the the USA would rather miss paying rent than not buy her child drag queen costumes, an Indian farmer have painted his dog like a tiger to scare off crop thieving monkeys, a Russian farmer is using VR goggles on his cows so they produce better milk, someone in an English village is leaving bundles of 2000 pounds in various spots for people to find, The Simpsons possibly ending up next year, how the creative team at Smiths Chips have taken their experimental flavours WAY to far, how a bloke in Maine, USA killed himself with his own home-protection landmine AND outcry in Japan as a department store makes female employees wear badges that indicate they are menstruating so customers to know.

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This week Benny & Az have in depth discussions about Schoolies and what actually happens on the Gold Coast, Benny saw Titanic again has new thoughts on the third act, a new activity know as Bum Sunning, a new vagina museum has opened up, a lady is stuck in a bath for eight days, in a return to the emergency room a chinese boy has stuck 31 magnetic balls up his penis and they got stuck in his urethra PLUS old uses for Coke AND Benny is longing for the day the beer truck crashes outside his place....it'll be game on moles!

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This week Benny was overworked and Az turned up late...which means Benny got stuck into the beers - LOTS of beers and this week they discuss another Israel Folau incident, how ancient Egyptians loved bin chickens, how Greta Thunberg is a supposed time traveler, how the humble Bunnings sausage sandwich could have the meat protested right out its own skin in favour for 'plant based alternatives', how you donating your feces could save someone's life and all the way Benny gets even more pissed as we get to the end.

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This week Benny & Az discuss Benny's disappointing theatre experience & how he dealt with it, the REAL reason Corn Flakes were invented, feral pigs in Italy got on the blow thanks to the mafia, a bloke was jailed for 8 weeks for fornicating with a pile of leaves in a UK pub carpark, Az gets on the rant about an idiot journalist's comments, how Channel Ten botched the Melbourne Cup broadcast up, how a landlord has blocked their tenant from turning up the thermostat & a university professor has sent an open letter to Greta Thunberg in reply to her speech to the UN.

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This week Benny & Az discuss how a private boys school in Perth has had to ban their students from 'sack tapping' each other, a restaurant sign that asks customers not to assume the gender of their staff, a 22 year old admin worker has quit her admin job to eat junk food on You Tube, how Anti-Virus inventor John McAfee is a wack job, more gender reveal injuries out of Texas, a cat keeps breaking his shelter buddies out of their cages at animal shelter, dutch students are laying in graves for meditation, kilo bags of blow are washing up on the beaches of France, the boys remember the pound sign (#) & how more 90+ year old people are being admitted to hospital due to cocaine use. PLUS are you one of those people that suffers from Misophonia? Stick around to the end of the podcast for a treat...

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