The Burble

This week Benny & Az discuss Nicholas Cage and the strange place he took a date, Dicks at Hens Nights and a rather strange sex game you can buy for $69.95, how the NSW Government is limiting how much alcohol a person in lock down apartment buildings can have a day, why do the McDonald's Ice Cream machines always break and how one guy wants answers in the United States, how a bloke cut off his old fella to apparently save the world and apparently was told by his local radio station to do it, how you will pay dearly if you piss in the direction of Russia & finally how Az got caught pissing my the police when he was a drunken 16 year old.

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This week Benny & Az discuss some chick called 'Lush Botanist' who farts for a living on the internet and makes $4000 a month doing it, how hocking your fork on Only Fans can make you enough money to buy yourself a drive in the Bathurst 1000 next year, we go straight past the emergency room story and move straight to the morgue & how if you're in desperate for root but don't have a condom you better think twice before using the solution a bloke in India did, the baby from the Nirvana 'Nevermind' cover is suing the band & the estate of Kurt Cobain for child exploitation & how everybody can join the Wiggles because they are now woke.

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This week Benny & Az discuss how Japan missed the dingy on so man other things they could & should have included in the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics, how there was no Asian Barbie released in a new set of dolls made specifically for the Tokyo Olympics, Az gets put on another watch list for using his phone to look up a type of porn originating out of Japan, how a Utah governor is being threatened to change his surname because it is too offensive, Benny branches of into the burgeoning world of panty sniffing, how if you can't see your newborn grand kids in Japan you get sent rice & how would we do it in Australia, drug trafficking INTO Mexico, how if you wear headphones constantly you could be making yourself lonelier & should we legalise Cannabis in Australia to help ease lockdown boredom.

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This week Benny & Az talk about the Tokyo Olympics & how Jessica Fox frangered up her water craft to clinch bronze in the kayaking, how 1970's male surfers got about the business using Violet Crumble wrappers, how Chinese males are inserting eels up their arseholes to cure sore tummies & finally in a Burble first we go to the emergency room TWICE - How you ALWAYS need to check the loo each time before you pull you python out.

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The boys are back and this week Benny & Az discuss the boss of Amazon Jeffo Bezo's shooting a gigantic white penis into space, the ongoing Corona Virus situation in Australia, the Olympics you could buy on Wish.com, Az discusses his plan to un-fuck Australia, how Dominos should use their robot Dru to enforce lockdown laws & Benny has finally said something so insensitive and offensive that we just had to beep it out.

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This week Benny & Az get down to brass tacks about he divorce of Bill & Melinda Gates, how you need to check your posts when trying to sell stuff online & you're not naked while taking the pics, how a Gold Coast hairdresser is banning people who have been vaccinated for COVID-19. how people in India are using scat to ward off the virus, how coppers in Britain like their coffee stirred & Az's rant gets overtaken by Benny who is pissed about the mouse plague.

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This week Benny & Az discuss old mate that tore the shit out of the Dunedoo Golf Course with disc plough, how Amercians need to be told NOT to fill plastic bags with gasoline, 90's cartoons...did they contain analingus? Chicago's rat problem and the feline solution, Nintendo's pricing and stupid apps for the Switch AND Az rants about roadworks.

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This week Benny & Az talk about how not returning videos you rented in the 90's can come back and bite you on the bum & how DVD rental kiosks will turn into killer robots, how Az would love to see a 'Super Steroid-Filled Olympics' would run, how Benny wants to change the public perception of Anal-Bleaching for the greater good, Az discusses how he hates reality TV shows AND how Beavers have had enough of their names used in vein in lurid internet searches & how they are fighting back.

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This week Benny, Az & Substitute Az take on the Australian Government's attempt to teach school kids Years 10-12 about consent using Milkshakes and how they should have just used 'Top Dawg' instead, Benny hates the Australian seniors Insurance ads, elderly women hijacking your favourite pokie down the RSL, Tesla has installed easter eggs into their vehicles allowing you to have the car open its butthole, Az goes balistic about British people that complained to the BBC over the coverage of the passing of Prince Phillip, a chick tattooed her eyes & lost her sight, Byron Bay residents are up in arms about a new reality show about their town being planned, naked models jailed in Dubai for getting photographed in the nuddy AND Schapelle Corby wants to be on Home & Away.

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This week Benny & Az take on a social media influencer about how as Australians we do our laundry, how by having sci-fi memorabilia could get you brutalised by American Police, how a former Prime Minister of Australia was mistaken for an Uber driver, the allure of sausage rolls for elderly women, a all-feline band have released a heavy metal song to raise money for a cat shelter in New York, Az goes a on a tirade about Australia Post, how Uri Geller and his merry band of 'concentraters' saved the freight shipping industry by only using the power of their minds & the boys discuss one of the best toys of the 1980's and how they misappropriated it.

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