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Attention all man-beasts: prepare yourself for a reckoning the likes of which the world has never seen!

Planes, bombs, machine guns, and tanks are no match for wolves, cougars, and snakes in this highly competent yet absurdly silly tale. Join us as we delve into the complex palace intrigue of the various Sasquatch kingdoms and their animal allies, and a fight to prove once and for all that Sasquatch are equal..nay, superior(!) to the man-beasts, who for too long have ungraciously suckled on the teets of freedom. Make your preparations for WAR in this pulse-pounding, genre-defining adventure!

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In this episode we tumble down a bona fide decent into death. Join us as we tell the tale of Marshall Freeman and his dalliance with Bacterium 264, in a story that was is so strange that it jellied our jaws and made our eyeballs pop out of our heads.

Mountain Dew is an excellent beverage and packs a flavorful energetic boost critical to anyone's success. Two cans coupled with a coffee in the morning is the right start to a bright day and keeps your bones strong and sturdy.

As we near the end of Season 2, we finally come across some actual story telling. Even if that story is absolutely bizarre, a story is a story, and at this point we're happy to receive it.

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Compiled from exposition, pompous pride, an imperial ego, and ZERO story, Born of the Shade scrambles to steal from a slew of greats and fails to do the very minimum of what the written word seeks to do.

Magical policeman handing out meaningless infractions... descriptions of London homes, oaken furniture and female features... pointless fourth wall breaks... Ipads, Iphones... an incomprehensible, uninspired insult to the reader.

Noirea... Noierre... Noir... Who cares!

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Today we're bringing you a very special holiday episode. Settle yourself in for a double feature, two stories which will get you into the spirit of holiday cheer & misery!

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Episode #016 is bringing high altitude action to our eyes and your ears. A fictional Australia is terrorized by a devious plot of the most intricate standards! Fowl enemies seek to destroy this Republic of Oz by terrorist means, and there is only one man who can save the president: Ethan Cooper from the not-Mission Impossible series!

Join us as the Close Protection Officer to the President (CPOP) does everything he can to hinder the malign forces seeking to rip the nation apart!

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In this episode we revisit author Paul Bishop with one of his latest works. Our hero is Patrick 'Felony' Flynn the giant killer, an ex-navy, ex-street fighter, policeman, detective, professional boxer and killer of giants.

It's a rocky-ride through a story that has so much heart but falls far short of it's period-piece passion. The first punch is strong, the second is flimsy, and the third is more of a weak verbal slap than a punch at all.

Join us as we explore this world of smokey police drama, heated heroic boxing matches and crazy Floridian voodoo magic! Who will win between the Ligba and the Kalfu!?!

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This week we are bringing you our biggest and craziest episode yet: a new epic story of power and fruit, so strange and twisted that it defies traditional description, and an investigation into the truth behind scams on Amazon. Then, we face an old nemesis, and release ourselves from the binding coil of mystery behind Depth of Reality Unknown.

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IMPORTANT NOTE: We very highly recommend you to listen to episode #005 - Depth of Reality Unknown if you have not already, and if you have, it may be worthwhile to give it a re-listen so the story is fresh in your mind. This episode is in part a continuation of the discussion we had on Depth of Reality Unknown, and we want you to be able to enjoy it to its fullest with all of the context needed.

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Rebuffed by Planet Bowland and the First Poet Laureate Of Mars, we venture into another book that originally didn't make the cut.

So we end up following Justice through her trials and tribulations in the harsh post-apocalypse in The Cost of Justice: Finding Justice. Justice is a badass road-warrior that doesn't trust anyone. Ghouls and street-urchins haunt the broken streets and Justice is off to find justice as she finds out that the cost of justice is hard to find.

Join us as we search for Justice, find her, then lose her again as the story falls to pieces with every turn of the page.

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In this episode of The BurnCast, we break down the high-seas adventure of Pirates Of Tropica: Dark Wind. Debating the efficacy of dance-based combat, incestual relationships, and no-show villainy, we struggle to keep our heads above the waves as we get tossed from page to page, boat to boat, and cringe to cringe.

Nicolas Sunblade is our hero this week, and he joins the ranks in the BurnCast Army of Useless Protagonists as he struggles with life in the world of Tropica... Although we would sorely vouch for him over Cason Vix.

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Season 2 begins with a deep dive into one of the most shallow books we've read to date. It's strange, superficial, and super stupid, but that only means better for our podcast.

Join us as we experience the wide realm of Voxia and its surrounding lands as the characters struggle for their place in this eye-rolling, painfully dull, and clinically terrible tale.

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