I feel like anyone that doesn't read this description is going to be really mad at this title. We talk about it for a little bit and then fall into our usual ADD pattern of jumping to 1000 other things.

It's the standard episode, this week. We talk mental institutions, shitting our pants and Elvis.

We talk about our sick moves as kids elbow dropping our favorite stuffed animals off the top ropes (our bedroom dressers) on to the mat (our mattress and bedframe).

Nick gets into some of his legal troubles from the past. The boys discuss underground tunnels that are made underwater.

John and Nick have a new rivalry. Nick listens to too many debate lords. We find out I have some sweet sweet blood.

We talk about a mental health institution in Michigan that seems a little sketchy. John talks about a frozen cave man.

Nick saw Bill Cosby do a motivational speech as a child which to this day informs how interacts with people. John talks about a train that blew up and other grandpa-centric topics. I'm exhausted from bombing on stage in Ohio all weekend.

We dive a little deeper in this one. We talk about Nostalgia. Addiction. Pig Butts.

We get raw and uncut in this one.*

*By "raw and uncut" I mean John and I were very tired because we're old men so sorry if your snowflake ears can't handle the truth.

John is back and give his side of the story in the whole "incident." We all talk about what kind of restaurant we'd open and what it's name would be. I'm pretty sure mine was the best.