Nick is back and almost tears the show apart. But mine and John's bond is too strong to be broken, we finally resolved it.

Nick was absent again from the podcast but this time it wasn't his fault. It was John inability to live up to the standards we've set for ourselves at Burt Selleck Industries and we have a long chat about what I expect going forward.

I've been really disappointed this week between Nick's truancy and John's lack of respect for a hard earned dollar.

We teach John about Andrew Tate. We also learn some sordid details of his past and his elementary school teachers.

We get into it this week. We're talking Mongolians. We're talking Greeks. We're talking Europeans.

Nick came back and he was sassy as ever. We did a funny riff about Andy Dufresne's penis.

Nick got strike 2 for no show/no calling again. He has one strike and 3 outs left and we're going to have to reevaluate his membership of this podcast.

We have innovated once again for you. Our listeners. It took a gay man to introduce to you, the BREASTIBULE. (Gloryholes but for boobs)

Nick opens up in this one and let's himself be vulnerable as he shares his art with us.

We go deep inside the mind of a pervert this week. John talks about what it takes to be a top real estate agent.