John was very horny tonight because The Lions beat The Bears. Nick is into magic now.

Steve Hurley, aka Tit Pig (rip), gets brought back up when John tells us about the priest at his church growing up having sex with his fish tank.

Nick is back and almost tears the show apart. But mine and John's bond is too strong to be broken, we finally resolved it.

Nick was absent again from the podcast but this time it wasn't his fault. It was John inability to live up to the standards we've set for ourselves at Burt Selleck Industries and we have a long chat about what I expect going forward.

I've been really disappointed this week between Nick's truancy and John's lack of respect for a hard earned dollar.

We teach John about Andrew Tate. We also learn some sordid details of his past and his elementary school teachers.

We get into it this week. We're talking Mongolians. We're talking Greeks. We're talking Europeans.

Nick came back and he was sassy as ever. We did a funny riff about Andy Dufresne's penis.

Nick got strike 2 for no show/no calling again. He has one strike and 3 outs left and we're going to have to reevaluate his membership of this podcast.

We have innovated once again for you. Our listeners. It took a gay man to introduce to you, the BREASTIBULE. (Gloryholes but for boobs)