I talk about all the butt-related events of the year 2014.

I talk about tea. Brought to you by the Ever-Drain.

I talk about lists. Brought to you by WatchWalk.

I talk about paper cuts. Brought to you by the Pizza of the Week Club.

I talk about butter. Brought to you by Fuhr Motors.

I talk about Jimmy Carter and play a clip of a talking sea otter.

I talk about lubricant and play a clip of many hummingbirds buzzing around.

I talk about octopi and play a clip of a big glass jug of isopropyl alcohol being lit aflame.

I talk about nuclear waste and play a clip of a kid who trips in a supermarket, spills his milk, and cannot get up.

I talk about seagulls and play a clip of a bike tube stretched over a running car's exhaust pipe.