I talk about sex and play a clip of a tortoise trying to have sex with a shoe.

I talk about baseball and play the greatest home run call ever.

I talk about bitcoins and play a clip of Take on Me played on a theremin.

I talk about hybrid cars and play a clip of a guy sneezing into a trombone.

I talk about founding a country in international waters and play a clip of a guy making chainsaw noises with his mouth.

I talk about gluten and being gluten-free and play a clip of a live webcast failure.

I talk about frisbees and play a clip of the 20th Century Fox theme on recorder.

I talk about ladybugs and play a clip of a guy talking about how to draw a butt.