Christian goes off about songs that are like crack to drunk white people, Ricky Bottalico and people who wear grills.

Christian goes off about a strange scenario in an Indian restaurant, the Kelce/Swift nonsense and the John Fetterman dress code.

Christian goes off about Hibachi chefs, Go Fund Me and the premier of a new weekly segment on the show.

Christian goes off about people who use Wawa trashcans as their personal desk, Sexy Redd and Venmo.

Christian goes off about songs getting stuck in your head, Indeed emails and a day last week that he thought he was going to die.

Christian goes off about drug tests, Mitch McConnell's 2nd stroke on live TV in 3 weeks and rude clients.

Christian goes off about street food, Bruce Springsteen and pumpkin spice coming out way too early.

Christian goes off about ghosting, adults who go to Disneyland without kids and yet another road rage incident.

Christian goes off about Megan Rapinoe, people who pop open their chips while in line to pay for them and checking yourself out at a store and having an employee check your receipt to make sure you did their job right.

Christian goes off about Pee Wee Herman, beggars on Facebook and terms gen z-ers invent to validate their entitlement.