Christian goes off about panhandlers, Britney Spears and the Philly prison escape last week.

Christian goes off about a road rage incident he was in last week, Robert DeNiro and Stone Cold Steve Austin's 12th shot at a show on A & E.

Christian goes off about Wawa, an acting school he went to and a predicament he got himself "stuck" in last week.

Christian goes off about the NFL Draft, Snoop Dogg and mental health days.

Christian goes off about Joe Exotic running for president, Parking Wars and the creator of Super Mario Bros.

Christian goes off about Hoarders, The Dalai Lama and a wild goose chase for alcohol he had on Easter.

Christian goes off about GPS, Hidden Valley ranch flavored ice cream and the premier of his first Bud Light ad since they've gone woke.

Christian goes off about injuries post 40, sex dolls and stupid people who are put in important positions.

Christian goes off about people who do food reviews on social media, 70 year old cover band groupies and how his cat is a full blown junkie now.

Christian goes off about sexual harassment, people who drive like idiots and how he turned his cat into a crackhead.