Christian goes off about playgrounds when he was a kid vs. playgrounds today, Halloween Ends and Colin Kaepernick.

Christian goes off about the Olsen twins, the most racist Karen ever and how his dad nearly killed his cat mistakenly.

Christian goes off about girl scouts, Vin Diesel and noises you make when you wake up post 40.

Christian goes off about the Superbowl, a high speed police chase that whipped past his place and the weirdest Primo Hoagies he'd ever been in.

Christian goes off about software updates, internet trolls and the State Of The Potato Address last week.

Christian goes off about Groundhog Day, Philadelphia Eagles haters and people who don't know how to act in public.

Christian goes off about getting old, Greta Thunberg and Game Of Thrones.

Christian goes off about how the DEA played a role in his senior prom, Pete Davidson and bad reality TV.

Christian goes off about yet another Karen encounter, bad commercials and a crazy moment of his childhood involving a Crayola marker.

Christian goes off about Yeti people, Tom Cruise and yet another altercation between his maniac neighbors.