Christian goes off about people making action figures of themselves on social media, Katy Perry playing space cadet and how he thought Coachella was a fashion designer.

Christian goes off about the cloning of Dire Wolves, getting random "Mr. Spacely" calls at work and being told you look like a celebrity you look nothing like.

Christian goes off about construction zone traffic controllers, WaWa and "coffee addicts".

Christian goes off about places that have the audacity to serve chips with a sandwich instead of fries, Door Dash actually offering finance options and his cat hijacking his work meetings.

Christian goes off about unnecessary names for products, shot girls back in the day and his not so "smart" tv.

Christian goes off about the Tonya Harding 2.0 relay race incident, people who buy airport bottles and an embarrassing job interview he was on years ago.

Christian goes off about Daylight Savings, car alarms and the way they teach kids to say the alphabet now.

Christian goes off about over the top grown wrestling fans, sinkholes and an encounter he had with a Karen.

Christian goes off about how to become a Final Boss Karen, chain restaurants and an altercation he had with a Door Dash driver.

Christian goes off about the Super Bowl, a streamer he loathes and fearing for his life in an ice storm last week.