Christian goes off about shopping carts, Jelly Roll and a scare at Thanksgiving dinner.

Christian goes off about the Tyson vs Paul fiasco, a banana that sold as "art" for 6 million dollars and people who sell their shame for clicks.

Christian goes off about people who forget how to drive once in the parking lot, training a new phone's auto correct and questioning what HR people actually do.

Christian goes off about Election 2024, a non surprisingly classless act by Jason Kelce and the 19 year old who played in a national 12u baseball tournament.

Christian goes off about going blind after 40, today's pro athlete and Joe Biden playing Sniff Or Treat with babies at The White House on Halloween.

Christian goes off about PECO, Ticket Master and people who are die hard college fans of a school they never attended.

Christian goes off about people who park in handicapped spots, the "raw dogging" flights trend and how dumb ordering Door Dash is.

Christian goes off about yet another domestic dispute on his front step, the Phillies and the hilarity of the Buffalo Wild Wings mascot.

Christian goes of about people who go way overboard for Halloween, tribute bands that tribute a band that has 2 hits and Will Smith clearing a room.

Christian goes off about tip culture, the scheduled break up of Kelce/Swifty and losing articles of clothing whilst sleeping.