Christian goes off about people who wear hoodies when it's 105 degrees, house centipedes and how veterinarians are thieves in broad daylight.

Christian goes off about the Howard Eskin debacle, people who post videos of fireworks on social media and a mishap at Steve's Prince Of Steaks.

Christian goes off about the debate heard round the world, moths and an altercation he had with his neighbors.

Christian goes off about the viral hock tua reel, no U-Turn signs banned in CA and Deacon's trip to the vet.

Christian goes off about meme lords, carnival rides and remembering phone numbers from 25 years ago.

Christian goes off about America's Got Talent, Door Dash and Demi Moore the cradle robber.

Christian goes off about Angel Hernandez, meth heads and the verdict heard round the world.

Christian goes off about the Memorial Day Fun Police, the Bennifer Lopez break up 2.0 and his best friend's estranged brother.

Christian goes off about the hooligans that live on his street, Jason Kelce and a friend who had it coming to him.

Christian goes off about industry plants, sneezing and people who broadcast their feuds on social media.