Christian goes off about grammatical idiots, how to take a poop at work and his new dental hygienist.

Christian goes off about sinkholes, Joel Embiid and participation award Scrabble.

Christian goes off about Door Dash drivers, grown men who bring their glove to a baseball game and a fire that broke out at a Superbowl party he went to.

Christian goes off about the Morgan Wallen fiasco, O.J. Simpson and a questionable (at best) decision his dad made years ago.

Christian goes off about the earthquake, Hasbullah and the Geek Squad.

Christian goes off about the Kelce brothers never going away, Liam Castellanos and the Francis Scott Key Bridge.

Christian goes off about Cheesesteak Gurus, Mister Softee and people who back into parking spots.

Christian goes off about a situation with his neighbor, Robert Deniro and yet another time he caused property damage whilst driving at his job.

Christian goes off about Doritos going woke, how take out restaurants package certain food items wrong and Jimmy Kimmel hosting the Oscars.

Christian goes off about Instagram, terms and conditions and the Laken Riley fiasco.