Christian goes off about The Diddler, "love languages" and the dorks that make up WWE crowds.

Christian goes off about the Shannon Sharpe fiasco, the presidential debate and The Dave Matthews Band getting themselves into a "shi**y" situation

Christian goes off about 80's sitcom theme songs, pumpkin spice season and a very unfortunate "accident" he had on Friday night.

Christian goes off about signs that you're getting old, playing golf in 105 degrees and an absolute moron at a drive thru.

Christian goes off about misheard lyrics, "demure" (BARF) and how terms Americans say differ from what British people say.

Christian goes off about stepping on legos, HOA people and the lady who stole $1.5 million dollars worth of wings.

Christian goes off about logins, looking for lost items when you're drunk and people who go away and say "this city ain't ready for us".

Christian goes off about the Olympics, mouth breathers and the Phillies' organ player.

Christian goes off about corporate jargon, a guy he saw buy flowers from a 7-11 and a clumsy move that cost him a piece of furniture.

Christian goes off about Ingrid Andress' butchering of the National Anthem, an altercation with a joker podcaster on IG and how we abbreviate entire sentences now.