The Cable Guy: a hilarious comedy with a unique flavor which seems ripe for novelizing. Well, that's not what this author thought, and she made sure this book blows chunks.

The good news is, we're joined by comedian Jon Gabrus to break down this irredeemable little brochure. We talk about how Steven is actually a huge creep, how much we love the filmography of Ben Stiller, and so much more! Chip just missed one detail in his big monologue about what people will be able to do with the internet in the future: They'll be able to listen to Authorized.

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Next Week on Authorized: We welcome Patrick Willems back and make him read 47 Ronin