The train is really going off the rails. Is the campaign? That's for the DM to know and you to find out!

We should do an adventure about getting public transport working properly and the advantages of public ownership at some point.

The Yellow Lord has come to collect on some debts. The heist is taking a turn for the worse. And nominal GDP could fall by at least 2.3%!

Vendos and villains! It's time to get into the heist proper. That bank vault won't break into itself!

Let's plan a heist! The team has a mission, they have an objective, they have policy ideas. Now all that remains is putting together a plan.

Also, what's with all the dolphins?

Terry Beard? A wandering city? And an evil banker? It's all here, and it's all dangerous.

Can our heroes save Agra-Lad and Captain Biscuit? Time is ticking away, and there is only one way to get the magic potion. A high level negotiation.

A new chapter! We walk upon the oceans of political intrigue. Or at least, this big, nuclear powered orphanage does. Can our heroes rescue the super cute orphans and their equally cute puppies from the dangers of an exploding reactor? Will it help their public image?

NOTE: This is a difficult post to make as I have loved making the show since we began, but unfortunately, life gets in the way. I have changed jobs twice in the last year and a half and it has each time been a big adjustment that has caused me to lose time and energy. I have not been able to keep up with my editing duties here for the Campaign Trail and as such, for the next arc, I've been unable to do the full edits I would want to.

That's why I'm lowering the Patreon tiers for new episodes and if you wish to go to a lower tier I completely understand. I want to put out consistent quality episodes, but it just hasn't been possible. A mixture of life upheaval and mental stress has meant the show has taken a bit of a back seat.

When I manage to get to a better place, I will probably come back and re-release these episodes with full cast voices and sound effects etc.

I hope you can all understand.

Thanks,

-Joel

The shadows rise, the showdown begins, and the Foreign Office may never be the same again! Witness the beginning of the end for this chapter! Will our heroes defeat the Mur-Duck AND the Necromancer King AND the Sleeping Princess? It's all at stake!

The government is set to announce its new policy; the dead stay dead and necromancers need to fill out a form to get permission to resurrect people.

Just what is the ancient princess planning? Will the sleeping city finally awaken? And what's this I hear about a circus?

Have you caught your breath after last week's cliffhanger?

Things are about to get even weirder and wilder. The Mur-Duck is stamping out the competition. The Dead King is making his move. And the economy might take a dip.

Joel Cornah

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Twitter: @JoelCornah

Credits:

Perran Bezonian = Aym Phoenix

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Penne Rigante = Steven Poore

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Viktrina Crested Grebe = Joanne Hall

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hierath.wordpress.com

Agralad = S. Naomi Scott

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snaomiscott.net

News Reader = Di Croft

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Lisa Townsland = Genevieve Sibayan

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