The Cannon Cruisers

The Cannon Cruisers

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The Cannon Cruisers episodes

  • Non - Cannon S06E02 - Gremlins (1984)
    Hello, welcome back to another exciting installment of The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy. This week, we take a look at a little known film from 1984 called, "Gremlins", from virtual unknown director, Joe Dante.
    Don't get Randy wet, and most importantly, don't feed him after midnight.
    19 min
  • Non - Cannon S06E01 - The Howling (1981)
    Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of the Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy. This week, we check out the 1981 horror classic, "The Howling", directed by Joe Dante.
    So sit back, relax, put your seatbelt on, and enjoy the ride!
    21 min
  • Cannon Cruisers Season 5 Wrap-Up - Cannon Films Retrospective

    Cannon Cruisers Season 5 Wrap-Up - Cannon Films Retrospective

    Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! Randy here! WE DID IT! We made it through another season of Cannon. Season 5 mostly took us through Cannon Films in 1988, from Jean-Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport to the complete disaster that was Journey to the Center of the Earth. Holy cow, there were a lot of rough movies along the way.JD and I go back through the season episode by episode to see what still stands out. The Non-Cannon side produced a few surprises of its own, including Used Cars, which comes back up as one of my biggest discoveries of the season. Eventually the conversation reaches John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness. From there, reality gets a little unreliable.

    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of violence and the death of a child.



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    42 min
  • Cannon Cruisers S05E11 - Platoon Leader (1988)
    Happy New Years! We hope that you can start this year off right...by listening to another exciting edition of the Cannon Cruisers.
    This week, in an episode we accidentally recorded months ago, we check out the 1988 Classic Vietnam film, "Platoon Leader".
    13 min
  • Cannon Cruisers S05E10 - Doin' Time On Planet Earth (1988)
    Hey everybody, we're the Cannon Cruisers, and in this Post-Christmas/Pre-New Years episode, we check out the 1988 Cannon Classic, "Doin' Time On Planet Earth".
    It wouldn't be the holidays, if we didn't check out this film, right, JD?
    RANDY IS LYING! THIS FILM IS NOT HOLIDAY RELATED! NOW BACK TO THE BASEMENT I SAYS!
    13 min
  • Non - Cannon S05E13 - Stakeout (1988)
    Hey everybody, Randy here, and this is another exciting edition of The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy. This week we checked out the 1988 Richard Dreyfus/Emilio Estevez CLASSIC, "Stakeout".
    Join us... or don't. Ultimately, It's your decision whether or not you want to listen to this podcast.
    17 min

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Cannon Cruisers is a weekly film podcast with JD and Randy. What started as a journey through the Cannon Films catalogue has grown into 400+ movies from the 1970s to today, with plenty of 1980s and…