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The Cast Patrol episodes

  • Birthday Bash

    We're back for another exciting week, and we have a special surprise for you! We're introducing our first-ever Cast Patrol Merch. Make sure to click the link below to join "The Cast Club" and be the first to know when it drops. This week, we'll be recapping Mick's birthday bash, reviewing the NRL trials, and pointing out the players to watch. We breakdown the 30th birthday play fight between Latrell Mitchell & Jack Wighton down in the nation's capital. We're also bringing back "Last Man Standing," where Mick decides the ultimate chip flavour, and introducing our new segment "Past, Present, Future" - comparing Greg Inglis, Latrell Mitchell and Selwyn Cobbo.


    Stay tuned until the very end as we're bringing back our fan favourites "Play On or Penalty" and "Listener Questions". Have a listen now!


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    0:00 Intro 

    0:23 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 

    5:20 The Week That Was 

    15:07 NRL Trials 

    18:10 Cast Character Of The Week 

    20:53 Players To Watch at the NRL Trials 

    25:38 Last Man Standing 

    26:45 Past, Present, Future 

    31:15 Age’s Irrelevant Fact Of The Week 

    32:12 Play On Or Penalty 

    34:45 Sign Up To Dabble 

    37:10 Listener Questions

    51:31 Tips Of The Week


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    56 min
  • Mark "The GOAT" Nicholls

    In this CAST special episode, we sit down with NRL player Mark “The GOAT” Nicholls from the Dolphins to discuss his journey in the league and get an inside look at what it takes to be a professional NRL player. From training and game day preparation to balancing a career and personal life, Mark shares his insights and experiences. Stay tuned until the very end as we quiz Mark Nicholls about his rugby league career spanning across 11 years and 4 NRL teams.


    You do not want to miss this exciting episode with one of the top forwards in the game!


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    Instagram: @markynico

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    0:00 Intro

    1:10 Moving to Dolphins / Pre-Season

    6:20 Goals for the Dolphins This Season

    8:50 Player to Look out For in 2023

    10:40 SuperCoach / Fantasy Points

    11:15 Breaking Try-Scoring Drought

    12:30 Does The Nudie Run Exist?

    13:10 Where does the “GOAT” nickname come from?

    14:50 Flipping Goat Beer

    15:40 Influence / Coaching of Wayne Bennett

    20:30 South Sydney Career

    25:20 Biggest Pest In The NRL

    26:30 How Did You Get Into Rugby League?

    29:50 NRL Debut / Early NRL Career

    33:50 Why Are the Melbourne Storm so Good?

    35:10 Melbourne Storm Pre-Season

    37:30 Facing Adversity

    42:30 Role Models

    45:40 Playing With Latrell Mitchell

    46:30 Favourite Player to Play Alongside

    48:55 Pre-Game Routines / Rituals

    50:00 This Or That

    52:10 Quiz


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    58 min
  • Clean Sweep

    We're back bringing you an action-packed episode filled with exciting new segments and sports discussions. We recap on our big weekends and the highlights that made them CAST. But that's not all, we're introducing two new segments that you won't want to miss. "Last Man Standing" where Age will be answering quick fire questions on who is the best lock in the NRL, and "Start One, Sub One, Sell One".


    We also discuss the upcoming Charity Rugby League Match that we'll be participating in and all the key matchups we're looking forward to. As always, we feature our popular segments "Play on Or Penalty" and "This or That" and answer all of your unrestricted listener questions. So, tune in for an episode that's filled with CAST-ness, heated debates and lots of laughs.


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    0:00 Intro 

    0:47 The Week That Was 

    5:40 Sign Up To Dabble 

    6:38 Charity Rugby League Match 

    14:45 Cast Character Of The Week 

    16:50 Start One, Sub One, Sell One 

    20:26 Last Man Standing 

    21:45 This Or That 

    28:30 Age’s Irrelevant Fact Of The Week 

    28:38 Play On Or Penalty 

    33:53 Listener Questions

    40:22 Tips Of The Week


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    44 min
  • USA vs AUS

    We are back for our first official episode for 2023! Mick and Age recap their US trip including Mick getting robbed in Nashville and Age allegedly meeting rap sensation Drake. Jimmy gives an official apology for going 0/6 in the CAST Best Bets ... 4 more until the tattoo punishment. As always all our favourite segments make a return including Play On Or Penalty and Listener Questions.


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    0:00 Intro

    4:18 Canada 

    5:58 New Orleans 

    6:40 Getting an Ass Tattoo 

    8:00 Bourbon Street Carnage 

    10:24 Age Wins Big on a Hockey Match

    12:04 Nashville 

    14:04 Mick Gets Robbed

    17:00 Jimmy’s Wholesome Xmas 

    18:25 New York

    21:55 Miami

    23:20 Pitbull Taxi Driver 

    26:07 Camo Drops His Phone in The Lake

    26:40 Rolled by Travis Scott

    28:25 Returning A Phone To an OnlyFans Girl

    30:05 Drake Asks Age For a Photo

    30:55 Las Vegas

    31:39 Best Fast Food Restaurant Ever

    32:00 3 Days of Hell

    38:36 Follow Us On Dabble

    39:47 Age’s Irrelevant Fact

    39:56 Play On or Penalty 

    44:29 Listener Questions 

    49:35 Tips of The Week

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    53 min
  • Haymakers

    We are joined by our good mate, Cameron Hay aka Haymakers. We talk all things CAST and how he sent a resume and completed a formal interview with us to have a CAST night out. He gives us insight into his family horse racing syndication company, Pulse Racing Thoroughbreds, talking us through their current horses and what's in store for 2023.

    Stay tuned until the very end as Cameron plays "Which CAST member is most likely to ..."

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    0:00 Intro | 01:25 The Missing Cast Member | 02:50 Camo’s Cast Night From Hell | 05:17 Coogee Bay With Reed Mahoney | 07:12 The Resume | 9:10 The Interview | 11:07 The Definition of Cast | 12:32 Pulse Racing Thoroughbreds | 17:33 Camo’s Ballys Party Trick | 19:35 Jimmy Renting a Homeless Mans Pants | 22:50 Chasing Your Tail With “Inside Mail” | 25:45 “We Are Going To Die Here” | 31:01 Camo Snaking Age’s Formal Date | 37:16 Camo’s $250 Haircut | 39:37 Who Is Most Likely?: Cast Edition | 44:52 This Or That | 52:08 Play On Or Penalty |

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    56 min
  • 'Tis The Season

    The Cast Patrol's Christmas Special! 'Tis the season to be jolly lalalalala la la lala. To celebrate the holiday season we unwrap all our favourite segments with a Christmas twist. We all reveal our Top 5 Christmas movies & songs as well as an NRL Wish List for every club heading into 2023. This will be our last episode of the year so we wish our Cast Family a very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year! Also, a massive thank you to everyone who helped make 2022 a special year for us.

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    0:00 Intro | 1:00 Listener Questions | 7:35 Top 5 Christmas Movies | 11:25 NRL Teams Christmas Wishlist for the 2023 Season | 18:42 Play On Or Penalty | 24:33 Top 5 Christmas Songs | 29:17 Age’s Irrelevant Fact Of The Week | 29:30 This Or That | 32:10 Best Christmas Jokes

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    34 min
  • Rinse & Repeat

    Mick is in Canada enjoying his off-season leaving Jimmy and Age to hold the fort. The boys are joined by Ron Massey Cup superstar Mason McCarthy and unpack their eventful weekend that was. We go through our 2023 NRL Predictions including full ladder rankings, rookie, Dally M and coach of the year. We unveil a new segment “Try Not to Laugh Challenge” Dad jokes edition and as always we go through Play On Or Penalty, This or That and Listener Questions. Is the Cadbury Favourites box a good Christmas gift?

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    0:00 Intro | 1:29 Week That Was | 21:58 Fifa World Cup | 28:16 NRL 2023 Full Predictions | 50:06 Age’s Irrelevant Fact of The Week | 50:14 Try Not To Laugh Challenge - Dad Jokes | 57:25 Play On or Penalty | 60:19 Cast Rankings: Cadbury Favourites Box | 1:03:09 This or That | 1:06:05 Listener Questions | 1:12:39 Tips of The Week

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Zac Purton

    In this week's episode, we have a very special guest: Zac Purton, one of the world's top horse-racing jockeys. With 5 Hong Kong Jockey Premiership Championships and 38 Group 1 Races under his belt, Purton is a true champion of the sport.


    Throughout the episode, Purton takes us on a journey through his impressive jockey career, sharing his most memorable highlights and recounting how he first got into racing at a young age. He also talks us through his competitive battles against fellow jockeys Douglas White, João Moreira, and James MacDonald. But that's not all. Purton also shares his thoughts on the differences between racing in Hong Kong, with its lucrative prize money, and racing on Australian turf for trophies and accolades. His insights are sure to spark some interesting discussions among listeners.


    So make sure to tune in to this episode and hear from one of the best in the business as he reflects on his remarkable career and shares his thoughts on the horse-racing world.


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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/zpurton

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    0:00 Intro | 0:45 Early Life | 2:30 Moving to Hong Kong | 3:20 Moving Back to Australia | 4:10 Learning Cantonese | 5:09 Difference Between Australia & Hong Kong Racing | 7:15 Premiership Battles with Joao Moreria & Douglas Whyte | 10:40 Top Jockeys Around The World | 13:00 Favourite Win | 14:15 The Effect of Zac Riding on Price of Horses | 15:30 Beauty Eternal (sick beat) | 18:29 Group 1 Preparation / Superstitions | 19:40 Celebrating a Successful Riding Day | 20:40 Favourite Horse of All Time | 21:20 Relationship with Beauty Generation | 22:49 Zac Ranks His Top 3 Jockeys Currently | 23:20 Money Vs. Trophies | 25:08 Trainer Sprays | 25:40 Best / Worse Advice Received | 27:05 This Or That | 31:55 Winning the Melbourne Cup | 33:35 Quiz About Zac’s Career | 38:50 Retirement |

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    40 min
  • Up For The Cup

    It’s Man Flu Season and we have caught a severe case of it, showing signs of serious CAST symptoms. We discuss Australia’s dominance in world sports ranging from the FIFA World Cup to the heroics of the Wallabies. We argue about which teams have been the most impressive and disappointing at the World Cup. And we couldn’t leave you hanging without doing your favourite segments, Play on or Penalty, This or That & Listener Questions. Would you rather receive $2 million right now or $500 every time someone lies to you?

    Stay tuned until the very end as we run through our best bets of the week with Mick trying to overturn his 0/6 losing streak.

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    0:00 Intro | 0:53 Man Flu Season | 2:44 Grubby Oztag Win | 6:18 Mick Hit On at Bottle-O | 8:40 Mick Celebrates with the Brazilians | 11:05 Free Banter Channel Tips | 12:18 National Record at Hijinx Hotel | 14:49 Nonna Tina’s Pie for a Year |16:09 Australia at the World Cup | 20:00 Impressive & Disappointing World Cup Teams | 22:45 Wallabies vs Wales | 24:27 Rugby League Live 5 Phrases | 27:10 Play on or Penalty | 34:07 This or That | 43:44 Listener Questions | 50:27 Tips of the Week |

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    57 min
  • Beginner's Luck

    Age reveals his crazy weekend in Melbourne including his plane ride home from hell. He explains how he helped his sister-in-law turn $50 into $1000. With the FIFA World Cup on in the background the boys go through their predictions for who takes out this year’s trophy! We reflect on the Aussies taking out the Rugby League World Cup Final and all your favourite segments are back including This Or That & Play On Or Penalty. We have a special edition for Listener Questions with Mick at the centre of it.

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    0:00 Intro | 0:58 Week That Was | 7:55 $50 into $1000 | 12:27 Age’s Plane Trip From Hell | 17:50 Melbourne vs Sydney | 19:54 Italians vs Greeks | 20:57 Free Sport & Racing Tips on Dabble | 22:07 Jimmy’s Trainwreck | 23:39 Everton vs Celtics | 26:23 RLWC: Review | 32:01 FIFA World Cup: Preview & Predictions | 35:43 Charity Match: Cast Ultimate Team Cards | 43:48 Age’s Irrelevant Fact of the Week | 44:01 Cast Celebrity Catch Ups | 46:55 This Or That | 50:45 Play On or Penalty | 54:58 Listener Questions: Mick Edition | 57:58 Listener Questions | 01:05:11 Tips of The Week |

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    1 hr 8 min

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"The Cast Patrol" with Mick, Age & Jimmy provides listeners with trending CAST news, terrible life advice and all the latest NRL, Horse Racing & Sports Talk. Each week they deep dive into…