The Cavalry

The Cavalry

By Andrew Sleighter and Johnny BeehnerComedyStand-UpComedy Interviews
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The Cavalry episodes

  • "Asparagus Guacamole Soup, Sounds Good!"

    It's a no-guest special on episode 89 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on whether it being morally acceptable to trick his wife into thinking Panera soup was actually from the fancy grocery store. Andrew needs backup on people not getting too hung up on the word "mild" when it comes to Covid and warm public toilet seats actually being a pretty good scenario when you think about it. 

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    55 min
  • Matt Knudsen "You Don't Need To Wear Your Big Pants"

    The hilarious and wonderful Matt Knudsen joins the Cavalry in episode 88. Andrew tells Matt and Johnny about his experience on the Late Late Show with James Corden, including his brush with Covid. Then Matt needs backup on preferring practicality when it comes to a car. Johnny needs backup on the new features on cars actually making them less safe. And Andrew needs backup on the incredibly loud airport door alarm being useless. 

    Make sure to follow Matt online and support his fundraising efforts for St. Jude's Children Hospital! 

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    1 hr
  • "Anyways, I Got Her A Big Pan"

    Happy New Year! In episode 87 of The Cavalry, Johnny talks about the bad gifts he got his wife and needs backup on how to keep the aging kids at the kids table for game night and how to trim the Christmas card list. Andrew needs backup on drivers being prejudiced against Priuses. 

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    1 hr 2 min
  • "Only Domestic Pancakes For You"

    It's a Cavalry Xmas spectacular! In this festive episode 86, Andrew needs backup on companies that the more a company professes its support for the troops the worse its products are and Christmas cards needing to be original photos, not Instagram repeats. Johnny needs backup on it being dumb to skip movie trailers to avoid spoilers and there being no point in checking the weather. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes. 

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    56 min
  • Susan Rice - "Hints From An Old Broad"

    Johnny and Andrew welcome the hysterical Susan Rice to the show! Susan is one of the funniest comedians in the world and a fellow Portlander. She needs backup on never returning anything and not understanding people who still clip coupons. Susan shares some of her experiences from over 30 years in stand-up and gives an important PSA on batteries.  Johnny and Andrew are both wearing hats! Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes. 

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    1 hr 5 min
  • "Our Podcast Is Good"

     In this guest-less spectacular, Johnny needs backup on leaving the presents from Santa Claus unwrapped and that all those 8 episode docuseries could really just be 90 minute documentaries. Andrew needs backup on never waiting for a parking spot and how a voicemail that just says, "call me back", is useless. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!

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    1 hr
  • Christina Walkinshaw "Wikishoes"

    Recurring guest, hilarious comedian, and wiki feet star Christina Walkinshaw is back! Christina needs backup on it being common courtesy that houseguests leave a gift and the right to fart in front of house guests. Plus we talk booster shots, running, cruise ships and more! 

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    1 hr 19 min
  • "Maize"

    Johnny and Andrew recap their respective Thanksgivings and revisit the mashed potatoes debate. Then they backup two different listeners who left comments (you should do that by the way!) Johnny needs backup on going with pork butt over turkey on Thanksgiving and Andrew needs backup on Indigenous People's Day needing fun traditions to catch on.

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    59 min
  • "You Have To Swallow It To Enjoy It"

    Andrew's back from the Middle East and Johnny ran his marathon! Johnny needs backup on Succession having no stakes because they're all rich anyway. Andrew needs backup on modern kings cheating by not wearing all the garb. 

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    1 hr 6 min
  • "I Haven't Always Been A Big Basketball Fan"

    In episode 80 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup on how kids should be trick-or-treating at strangers houses and seeing movies in the theater is overrated. Johnny needs backup on it not being stealing if the BOGO sale only ended a day ago. Also we have new corporate sponsors! 

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    58 min

About The Cavalry

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Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.