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- Patreon Teaser - "The Quiz!"
Here's a quick teaser of our latest Patreon monthly bonus episode, The Quiz! Johnny and Andrew quiz each other on their worst subjects. For Johnny, sports and for Andrew music. Hilarity, as always, ensues. To listen to whole episode head over to Patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast and become a patron today!
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Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
11 min - Sean Green - "I'm Pretty Good At Taking A Honk"
It's a nice episode of The Cavalry as the hilarious comedian and host of the Sports Gambling Podcast Sean Green joins the show! Sean needs backup on being an aggressive honker. Johnny gets his new Prius but it shows up dead. Johnny needs backup on leaving the door open after pooping to air out the bathroom faster. Andrew needs backup on baby-led weaning being an unnecessary risk. Remember we have a bonus episode up for you right now on the Patreon so join over there if you want to hear it!
Support the show
Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
1 hr 3 min - "We Did Nothing On Ten, Why Would We Do Something On Eleven?"
It's episode 68 and it's a guest-less spectacular! Johnny needs backup on not wanting to buy a new car and tells an incredible story from his youth about buying two brand new Mustangs in the span of two months. Johnny also needs backup on no one actually winning the Taco Bell survey contests. Andrew needs backup on lemonade stands pivoting to sell more convenient items. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter!
Support the show
Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
1 hr 1 min - Karen Sleighter - "Funeral Funnies"
Andrew's mom Karen joins us briefly on this special episode of The Cavalry to get backup on why it's stupid Weight Watchers is now using spokespeople who have never struggled with weight. Then Johnny recounts an unbelievable post-funeral fast food binge, and then once again needs backup on snack vs. treats. He also needs backup on his belief that contrary to the stereotype, Taco Bell does not actually give you diarrhea. Andrew needs backup on his theory that the rowdiness on planes is the result of flights being too cheap.
Support the show
Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
1 hr 15 min - Steve Rogers - "I Rationed That Jerky"
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Steve Rogers to the show! Steve is a great comic who lives in New York, regularly opens for Brian Regan and has nothing to do with The Avengers. On the show Andrew needs backup on Olympic teams being required to have coaches from their own countries, Steve needs backup on camping snobs being too picky on what "counts" as camping, and Johnny needs backup on his idea that social media sites should post disclaimers under posts expressing grief over a celebrities death if the poster wasn't actually that big of a fan.
Support the show
Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
59 min - Maria Shehata and Liz Miele "Aww Who Didn't Like The Hummus"
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Liz Miele and Maria Shehata to the show! Liz and Maria are both incredible comedians and host their own podcast, 2 Non-Doctors. Liz needs backup on holiday-themed Reeses Peanut Butter Cups being better than normal ones and doing away with kissing hello forever. Maria needs backup on Uber riding scores being attached to dating profiles and everyone getting three events in their life where you get to create a registry, even if you never have a baby or get married.
Thanks for listening and remember to leave a review with what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show! And subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter.Support the show
Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
59 min - "All This Keychain Talk"
It's another guest-less spectacular! In episode 64 of The Cavalry, Andrew needs backup on letting the people in the backseat of the car decide the AC levels and Johnny needs backup on not everyone being expected to bring a wedding gift. Remember to check out the Patreon for bonus content, post-show banter and extra episodes! And leave a five-star review on what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show.
Support the show
Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
56 min - Amber Preston and Mary Mack "Pie People Need To Chill Out"
The Cavalry welcomes the hilarious comedians Mary Mack and Amber Preston to the show! Amber and Mary host their own Instagram live show every week that you should watch! Mary needs backup on not believing in expiration dates. Amber needs backup on pie people being too intense. Andrew needs back up on his Grandma being in a rush to get off the phone with him. And Johnny needs backup on making it the social norm to offer a dollar for someone to take your picture.
Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!Support the show
Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
1 hr 10 min - "Even THEY Look Good In That Shirt"
In episode 62 of The Cavalry, Johnny recaps his triathlon experience. Then Andrew needs backup on his theory that models should be ugly. Johnny needs backup on not feeling sorry for the victims of prank shows and every discussion about directions being boring. Then Johnny tries to name as many Milwaukee Bucks as he can.
Support the show
Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
1 hr 10 min - Patreon Teaser!
A quick segment from our monthly bonus episode we do over on our Patreon. Get access to the full episode by becoming a Patron! We each came up with a few Would You Rather's, this clip is on of Johnny's which was, "Would you rather have a micro penis, but everyone (other than your wife) thinks you have a great penis, OR have a great penis but everyone thinks your penis was burned off in a fire. Enjoy!
Support the show
Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
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About The Cavalry
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Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.