The Chat

Jacob’s struggling to re-acclimate himself to the Australian heat and gave this Monday a miss so here's a longer than usual Monday episode.

Reaching the midpoint of our backlog episodes with this in depth look into HIMYM season 4, lets hope the boys are back at work next week.

Exams has the boys out this week, we hit up the vault of backlog episodes. That's right its HIMYM season 3 babies.

Little bit of a switch-up in this ep: The boys invent and premier a little game - Emoji Impressions. All of Matt's ones are physical jokes and all of Jacob's are ironic. But hey, at least they tried.

The Executive Producer returns to have an in-depth serious chat with Jacob and, to a lesser extent, Matt, about that most holy of subjects - Video Games. Seriously, they get, like, more serious and lengthy than any episode we've done before. I don't know why.

Come get your mans. These mans talk about the genuinely terrifying algorithms that determine what ads you see on social media, Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes movies, and then Matt gets to do his favourite segment: Read Off Lists with Matthew! Jacob also vamps about Avatar: The Last Airbender but never gets past the backstory of him watching it, so it's not great.

You teach me and we teach you! Wow, hey guys, didn't see you there. What's that, you say? You want to hear about which Starter type is the best? Ha ha ha, oh you IDIOT - it's obviously fire types. The Chad Fire type can burn leaves with ease whereas the wet blanket Water type gets freaking drunk by Grass types, like a bitch. Then Fire burns up the Grass and evaporates the Water with it. Checkmate. "Oh Grass types have the best EV values" you say, lamely. Uh if I cared about values I'd become an accountant, not a Pokemon Master. Grass Pokemon Starters really be like "Oh get cut with this leaf" whereas Fire Pokemon Starters be like "burn in hell stupid tree." OWNED

The boys try to predict which movies will be shit in 2019, and try to remember who died in 2018. They do both PERFECTLY.

A very special guest features on this episode to talk a bunch of nonsense about Canada with the boys, including how effectively a moose could kill you, Canadian geography 101, and basically just demonstrate that all we know about Canada is that it snows and there are moose.

Your favourite Christmesseurs discuss the logistics of Santa's travel plans, the commercialisation of Christmas, why a Christian religious event is a government-made public holiday and whether Santa was originally red.

The Marvel Men reach their lowest point - blatant speculation based on rumours, half-truths, and Matt's weird desire to overanalyse celebrities' social media. Which one of them will be sacrificed to bring everyone back? Will Iron Man have to eat Nebula? Where in the world is Carol Danvers? Listen and find out....(*disclaimer* None of those questions get answered.)