Well, at least it was better than last episode. Archie is outsmarted by a child, Jughead is outsmarted by an shitty goth, Betty plays with fire, and Veronica's storyline continues to deliver excellent Reggie moments.

Hah! Nice Try. You really think I wouldn't upload the Monday Meet Up on a Monday?? Guess again Poindexter. I'm only 6 and a half hours late, FOOL!

The boys watched Captain Marvel and decide to talk about it. Also, putting down their pets. Uh, yeah. That doesn't reflect what they thought about the movie, I promise.

We're not angry, we're just disappointed. Mainly in ourselves.

Yes indeed, the boys discuss a myriad of off-topics on this one. The Actor Jason Segel, Greco-Roman Sculpture, The Hero Steve Irwin, Crocodiles, and Smiling, among other things... They certainly don't discuss penises for the first 10 minutes. No siree.

The boys discuss their hero Idris Elba, specifically, if they would make people call them Doctor if they had a doctorate, the Marvel Universe, and how to mathematically rate their like of celebrities. Wait a minute...

The boys discuss university, the secret behind Winnie The Pooh's iconic red shirt, and Star Trek's time-keeping system. Yes, they are two white nerds. How could you tell?

The boys discuss the frontier of Instagram - the influencers, the bots, the strats, the ALGORITHM... and how to make it BIG. They are experts of course. Also they spend half the episode on the app itself, so prepare for some nice silences and scroll-noises.

The boys decide to talk about the hot button topics of newspapers and The Phantom comic. And then Jacob rambles on about Happy Death Day 2 U's deep lore and world building. Happy Death Day 2 U btw.

And Us....

The boys give you the low down on the Big Two of Awards Season. Matt has seen more Oscar nominees than Jacob has this year, and for some reason the Grammys still have categories in the Country genre...