The Chat

The boys, recording before watching Endgame, try their best not to make another entire podcast about Marvel. Instead they talk about Taylor Swift, streaming services, crying during movies and tv shows, and Marvel (Crap).

The boys react as non-spoilery as they can to Avengers Endgame while also gushing tears of pure joy from their eyes, red from watching the movie 3 times in a row. Be warned tho, it is still a little bit spoilery in terms of what the movie means for the next phase, which characters may be in it etc. so listen at your own peril.

"Boy, I need your brain for this one."

"Ok dad, I'll be there in 15 mins." Jughead sighed. "Sorry guys, my dad needs me again." Archie, just about to kiss Veronica as Josie watched on in confusion, pulled away. "FP needs help with a case again?"

Jughead nodded. "Something like that.."

Jughead pulled up the driveway and opened the door. FP Jones was frowning mildly at his newspaper. "There you are, boy. 3 down, container for drinking liquids." 

Jughead smiled wryly. "Cup, Dad. 3 down is cup."

Jacob and Matt sit down for a contemplative chat about the value of coffee, the use of chairs, and their shared feeling of existential dread and creative doubt. Then they also talk about swearing, drinking, dinner and bedtimes. Yep. This is still technically a Monday alright, at least this isn't a Tuesday Meet Up.

Yeah, the boys rank the MCU movies released thus far in anticipation of Endgame. Yeah, it's an hour and a half long. Yeah, the boys will likely spend as much or more time discussing Endgame next week. Yeah, it'll likely slot into number 1 on the ranking. Listen anyway.

Witness the conclusion to the most hotly anticipated Favourite-CW-TV-Show-Character-Bracket-Style-Tournament of the month of April, 2019! Will Reggie take the crown? You'll have to listen to find out...

The boys discuss Shazam! And why he's called Captain Marvel. As per usual, capitalism is to blame. RISE UP COMRADES- *this time Matt shoots me in the head*

Jacob and Matt engage in the difficult, serious matter of compiling the Top 10 Hollywood Hunks from their somewhat arbitrary compilation of Contenders, The Rock, Half of Famers, Retired Hunks, and Honourable Mentions. Naturally, tears are shed, blood is spilled, and handsome men are called 'weird-looking' and 'too jacked'. Alls fair in Hunks and War.

Witness the play-ins and the round of 32 for Matt and Jacob's fave Riverdale character. Featuring playoffs as epic as Dr Curdle Jr and Alice Cooper, Mad Dog and Hiram, and Sweet Pea and Fangs. Incredible stuff.

The boys are back with another dumb-ass discussion podcast. They mainly talk about peeing, how dogs talk, and Twitter. Tweet Tweet Motherfuc-*shoots self in head*