The Chat

The boys set out to determine who the Top 10 Hollywood Hunks are. Along the way they make at least 4 ancillary lists to classify the people who didn't make THE list. Yes, of course it's a two parter.

Jughead and Archie do a raid. Veronica can't accept her parents divorce. Betty taps the wire. The prodigal son returns. May the One become Many, and the Many become One.

You FOOLS. I gotcha again! April Fools you motherf***ing IDIOTS! Uploaded late on your ass. WORLDSTARRRRRRR

The boys wax poetic about the mentality and inherent weirdness of cults and also talk about how umpires should do celebrations. Most of the time I try to only describe a few of the things we talk about, but this time, uh, that's everything.

The musical episode. Besides the numerous gripes of having to wrap our heads around a bunch of actors playing high schools kids who are playing different high school characters in a musical, none of whom really equate to where the actual characters are in their stories, we actually enjoyed it. Can Cole Sprouse actually sing? Yes?

The boys celebrate Eggboy and his heroism. They also touch on journalism, memes and Donut King. Yep, par for the course.

The boys discuss Game Of Thrones despite the fact Matt's only up to season 4. Just in time for the new season that comes out in like 3 weeks or something. Do they get bored and start talking about Jon Snow's penis? Guess you'll have to listen to find out... (yes they do start talking about that)

Reggie stands up for his rights. Hiram turns over a new leaf. Archie gets the stuffing beat out of him. Cheryl and Toni use a blindfold? Jacob uploads the podcast late again.

Matt and Jacob yet again navel-gaze about comedy. Kinda makes you think they like it or some shit... Maybe... They ought to try it! Bojangles!

The boys decide to talk about the Brothers Jonas for some reason. Then they rank them. Turns out, Kevin is the most interesting one! Who knew?