The Chat

The boys watched the most acclaimed and anticipated TV show season finale of the last few weeks. We laughed a lot at it. Archie has a rematch. Jughead matches wits with the Gargoyle King. Betty shoots her dad. Veronica drinks some beverages. A bunch of people evaporate. Next season is gonna be wild.

The boys try not to talk about Game of Thrones for the whole episode, and succeed, but then talk about it for the majority instead. Be warned, it's spoilery. Also they talk about horror movies. Why do we talk about horror movies so much despite never really wanting to watch them? I dunno man, probably I should figure that out.

The boys shoot the breeze about the CW and their various, extremely high-quality and critically acclaimed shows. How much they make sense, and like, how many vampires are in them. How sometimes, one of the character's names in their shows is Vibe. That kind of thing.

Hiram beats the everloving shit out of Archie. That's all you really need to know about this ep.

Matt once again uses his public platform responsibly by discussing the pressing issues of Supermarket use and layout, and Sports stuff. Jacob's mainly just along for the ride, and of course, tries to talk about video games.

The boys go a bit insane talking about the Sonic nonsense, among other weird tangents. More of a Monday Meet Up except an hour and 20 mins long

Captain Hook returns from Neverland. An election is rigged and a Queen attacked. Archie loses to Fangs in a fight. Hiram is in the next episode!

A sad day for the boys as Jacob accidentally deletes the Monday Meet Up they had recorded for today, so they had to record another one. Surprisingly, it turns out alright.

Much like Matt in this episode, the boys can't contain their spoilers any longer, and so we're putting this ep out way earlier than we originally planned.

The boys look at Riverdale again. Hiram was in the sauna in this one. That means it was a good episode.