The Chat

The boys reflect on their time on the island, with the mysterious quokkas and secret (truthfully, not all that secret) world of geocaching. Some of the memories are a little foggy due to the classic mid-20s mature of the trip (excessive drink *wink*). Enjoy.

The Sickies are back! Everyone's favourite The Chat™ Characters are back! To celebrate, they talk about Nintendo, the Cadillac of Nostalgia. Jacob brags about his Smash bros. prowess, Matt goes on a 10 minute Crossfit tangent and forgets his original point. It's back to basics, really.

The boys, delirious from sickness, try and wrap their head around the weird lizard-boy adventures of Elon Musk, everyone's favourite capitalist. How does he make money? Why did he make a flamethrower? Why did people buy it? Just another episode of hot takes delivered from the most isolated city in the world...

Two white guys discuss movies. Joke about being the only podcast in the world to do this here. 

Jakey and Matty talk about horror movies, probably the main genre of movies behind musicals that they know nothing about. Matt talks about how he laughs at jokes in horror movies (revolutionary) and Jacob's brain leaks out of his nose onto his microphone. Very spooky stuff!

The dynamic duo talk about haircuts for a little bit. Jacob got a bad one and is clearly traumatised, while Matt sits upon his home-cut-high-horse and tells him to get a short-back-and-sides. This one's a gamechanger,  folks. That only lasts about 20 minutes before they delve in to a chat about Michael B Jordan's jackedness for the rest of the episode. Au revoir, gens.

With Jacob pulling a sicky Matt calls in his brother for a bit of a different episode on the motorsport for gentlemen, the Formula 1. This ones a little more informative than you're use to but hey maybe you'll learn something from a clearly nervous first time podcaster Boof.

 

Many thanks to Boof for his last minute stepping in. Enjoy!

The fellas discuss the Electronic Gaming Expo known as E3, where all sorts of people unite to wear waistcoats, bowties and jeans all at the same time. They mainly ramble on about new games, articles about those games, Jacob egregiously and ironically calls people nerds and Matt sounds like an old uncle whose just heard about Fortnite and wants to reconnect with his estranged nephew who's 13 and wears a Minecraft snapback. Toodles!"Ar Ok Yeah" - Jacob, 2018."True" - Matt, 2018.

The boys have more technical difficulty, so we continue their series on the greatest show ever in their humble opinions. So as promised here is their thoughts on HIMYM season two.

So the system has let us down once again and left us with only half of our recording session from today. Here's what we could salvage hope you enjoy this bonus content, season two of HIMYM will be avaliable tomorrow. We will switch things up for next week so this won't be an issue going forward. Regards, The Chat team.

The original description of this episode was going to be "Jacob tries to get Matt into Hip Hop while Matt tries to get over how white Jacob is." However, a more accurate description of this episode is "listen to the first 20 minutes and then skip to the last 10 (where Jacob has an existential crisis), the times when the episode is actually entertaining and Matt isn't sabotaging it." God forgive us for this one.