We discuss gilfs and milfs, male and female.

Mary - Louise Parker's hair holds up over time, while Weeds does not.

Chris looks at men like a gay man and Jay looks at women like a gay woman.

Jay's balls have two parking spots and Cock Hollis makes a surprise appearance.

Astrology guys are total dogshit, while astrology ladies are lesser dogshit.

We can all agree, living in the digital NBA Jam world, even when the game is off, would be wonderful.

Ziggy, chihuahua of the world (Chris/Karina's dog) visits us.

We reveal all of Kevin Costner's aliases.

We go and get a Devin Discount.

Roscoe is the worst street in Los Angeles,

Jay hates Long John Silver's and Pol Pot.

Chris hates Rally's and Osama Bin Laden.

Sam Bilsky comes through to discuss gay underwear and body problems.

We share sexual encounters.

We meet Whitney El Paso, infamous Vaudevillian Chili's singer.

Visit Sam's Instagram @samuelbilsky and his TikTok @samuelbroderickbilsky.

Billy comes back to talk about his Keira Knightley butthole fingers.

We discuss whether $50k is homosexual or homophobic.

Jay and Chris talk poop and piss.

The only acceptable pepperoni has to be cuppy in shape and trap the pizza grease.

Jay loves Certs and David "The Admiral" Robinson.

Chris loves Smints and Shawn Kemp.

Guess what? More famous penis!

Get your goddamn hand off the door when I'm holding it.

Finally we want to live in the Jamar Neighborhood.

We discuss the relationship between Chester Cheetah and Mr. Clean.

What was craft services like on the set of The Santa Clause 2, versus a Jenna Jameson set?

Which icon who was shot, would you rather be?!?!

We discuss our favorite taco in Los Angeles and Doors song.

Jay loves Dan Blocker Beach.

Chris loves cowboy accents.