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  • Entitlement, defiance, and uppitiness are highways to death on the streets because everyone drives like maniacs all the time on everything everywhere amen
    1A Segment: The Pandemic Saw A Spike In Traffic Deaths. What’s Being Done To Stop It?

    "When cities shut down at the start of the pandemic, streets were emptier. There was more speeding, more drinking and driving, and less seatbelt-wearing. Deaths and serious injuries spiked for drivers, cyclists, and pedestrians alike."

    "And it didn’t stop once cities reopened. The first half of 2021 had the largest six-month jump in traffic fatalities on record. City leaders and advocates hope the infrastructure bill will help strengthen safety policies."

    "What’s causing this spike in traffic deaths and what’s being done to stop it?"

    GUESTS

    Laura Bliss
    Reporter, Bloomberg CityLab

    Calvin Gladney
    CEO, Smart Growth America
    Lewis Leff
    Transportation Safety Officer, City of Austin Transportation Department
    Jonathan Adkins
    Executive director, Governors Highway Safety Association
    • Tips to Survive City Riding on Bikeshare
    • Tips to Survive City Riding on Bikeshare
    • My 7-year love affair with a Surly Steamroller
      1. A helmet doesn’t protect you — until you crash
      2. Keep your indignant rage in check
      3. Assume drivers can’t or don’t see you
      4. Assume every taxi intends to kill you
      5. During rush hour, assume everyone is channeling the Hulk
      6. After 4 p.m., assume all drivers, pedestrians, and riders are drunk
      7. Picture every pedestrian as a deer-in-the-headlights
      8. Assume every driver is both texting and daydreaming
      9. Assume every parked car has a driver
      10. Follow the laws of physics
      11. Turn your head
      12. Always have an escape strategy
      13. Always cover the brakes
      14. Set up your turns and follow-throughs
      15. Keep your eyes up
      16. Your body is better suspension than the suspension
      17. Your saddle is too low: Finally, you’re driving me crazy
      18. 27 min
      19. Might be about moving to Ciudad de México at some point or maybe it's about Digital Nomads but you should probably skip this train wreck... progress not perfection, I guess...

        2007 Google Apps Case Study: Abraham Harrison manages a successful virtual business using Google Apps Premier Edition

        Mexico City is the densely populated, high-altitude capital of Mexico. It's known for its Templo Mayor (a 13th-century Aztec temple), the baroque Catedral Metropolitana de México of the Spanish conquistadors and the Palacio Nacional, which houses historic murals by Diego Rivera. All of these are situated in and around the Plaza de la Constitución, the massive main square also known as the Zócalo.

        Digital nomads are people who live in a nomadic way while working remotely using technology and the internet.

        It was 1996! "The technology uses a regulated but unlicensed portion of the radio spectrum shared by cordless phones, wireless local area networks and video monitoring systems. Metricom expects to introduce it into Washington, D.C., before the end of the year and then expand it to other urban areas." Via NTY

        Ricochet was one of the first wireless Internet access services in the United States, before Wi-Fi, 3G, and other technologies were available to the general public. It was developed and first offered by Metricom Incorporated, which shut down in 2001.

        As an international destination, Mexico City attracts expats and digital nomads from all over the world. Mexico City is a very friendly place, so you'll have no trouble meeting interesting people, especially others in one of the numerous co-working spaces.

        Mexico is always a favorite destination for digital nomads for its amazing weather, beautiful vistas, and affordable living costs. The nation also has favorable policies which allow citizens from other countries to visit and work remotely from almost anywhere they like inside of the country.

        Upwork Global Inc., formerly Elance-oDesk, is an American freelancing platform headquartered in Santa Clara and San Francisco, California. The company was formed in 2013 as Elance-oDesk, after the merger of Elance Inc. and oDesk Corp. The merged company subsequently rebranded to Upwork in 2015.

        Speakeasy, Inc. was a broadband internet service provider and voice over IP carrier based in Seattle, Washington, United States. In late 1999, the company expanded to a national level, offering DSL services throughout the United States. The Speakeasy backbone consisted of a dedicated fiber ring that circled the continental United States with major points of presence (i.e. POPs) in Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Dallas, Atlanta, Washington D.C., New York, and Chicago.


        39 min
      20. The Queen is Dead! Long Live the King!

        Sex Pistols - God Save the Queen

        God save the queen
        The fascist regime
        They made you a moron
        A potential H bomb

        God save the queen

        She's not a human being
        and There's no future
        And England's dreaming

        Don't be told what you want

        Don't be told what you need
        There's no future
        No future
        No future for you

        God save the queen

        We mean it man
        We love our queen
        God saves

        God save the queen

        'Cause tourists are money
        And our figurehead
        Is not what she seems

        Oh God save history

        God save your mad parade
        Oh Lord God have mercy
        All crimes are paid

        Oh when there's no future

        How can there be sin
        We're the flowers
        In the dustbin
        We're the poison
        In your human machine
        We're the future
        Your future

        God save the queen

        We mean it man
        We love our queen
        God saves

        God save the queen

        We mean it man
        There's no future
        In England's dreaming God save the queen

        No future

        No future
        No future for you

        No future

        No future
        No future for me

        No future

        No future
        No future for you

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        30 min
      21. Garmin Body Battery and Fitbit Readiness: Do I Feel Good and they Report it So or Do I Feel Good Because They Report It So? I Do Not Know!
        Body Battery is a feature that uses a combination of heart rate variability, stress, and activity to estimate a user's energy reserves throughout the day. It records and displays a number from 1-100 that represents the individual's energy level.
        Daily Readiness Score uses your Fitbit data to assess whether you're ready to work out or should prioritize recovery. Over time, it will help you understand how your activity levels, sleep patterns and heart rate variability from previous days contribute to how energized you feel today.
        Simple fasting and meal tracker app is the easiest way to keep track of your eating habits, get personalized insights about your health, and make your daily fasting routine better. Benefit from the most popular, healthy, and effective weight-loss method, trusted by hundreds of millions adopters worldwide!
        With the Olympus WS-853 digital recorder you make clean, clear recordings of classroom lectures, business meetings, or conferences — even if you're a beginner. The recorder features two built-in condenser microphones for capturing voices with clarity. A low-cut filter helps ensure clear recordings even in settings with background noise such as wind.
        Contact Chris Abraham
        Business Inquiry: [email protected]
        Mobile/SMS: +1 202-352-5051
        Twitter: @chrisabraham
        Facebook:  facebook.com/chrisabraham
        LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/chrisabraham
        Instagram: instagram.com/chrisabraham
        Blog: chrisabraham.com/blog
        Gerris Corp:  gerr.is
        Schedule a Call
        Feel free to self-schedule a 15-minute call with me.
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        26 min
      22. If you want to unite America you'll need The Cluetrain Manifesto because what you're doing ain't working! S3E10
        • The Cluetrain Manifesto: The End of Business as Usual on Amazon on Kindle
        • Cluetrain Online
        • The Cluetrain Manifesto on Wikipedia
        • A powerful global conversation has begun. Through the Internet, people are discovering and inventing new ways to share relevant knowledge with blinding speed. As a direct result, markets are getting smarter, ...and getting smarter faster than most companies.
          These markets are conversations. Their members communicate in language that is natural, open, honest, direct, funny and often shocking. Whether explaining or complaining, joking or serious, the human voice is unmistakably genuine. It can't be faked.
          Most corporations, on the other hand, only know how to talk in the soothing, humorless monotone of the mission statement, marketing brochure, and your-call-is-important-to-us busy signal. Same old tone, same old lies. No wonder networked markets have no respect for companies unable or unwilling to speak as they do.
          But learning to speak in a human voice is not some trick, nor will corporations convince us they are human with lip service about "listening to customers." They will only sound human when they empower real human beings to speak on their behalf.
          While many such people already work for companies today, most companies ignore their ability to deliver genuine knowledge, opting instead to crank out sterile happytalk that insults the intelligence of markets literally too smart to buy it.
          However, employees are getting hyperlinked even as markets are. Companies need to listen carefully to both. Mostly, they need to get out of the way so intranetworked employees can converse directly with internetworked markets.
          Corporate firewalls have kept smart employees in and smart markets out. It's going to cause real pain to tear those walls down. But the result will be a new kind of conversation. And it will be the most exciting conversation business has ever engaged in.

          Naked Conversations: How Blogs are Changing the Way Businesses Talk with Customers

          From the creator of the number one business blog comes a powerful exploration of how, and why, businesses had better be blogging: Naked Conversations. According to experts Robert Scoble and Shel Israel, blogs offer businesses something that has long been lacking in their communication with customers -- meaningful dialogue. Devoid of corporate-speak and empty promises, business blogs can humanize communication, bringing companies and their constituencies together in a way that improves both image and bottom line.

          30 min
        • Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty intermittent fasting (IF) for health and longevity but extremely dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty S3E9

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          My dirty adapted sustainable one-meal-a-day (OMAD) diet

          tl;dr: my intermittent fasting golden ticket is a one-meal-a-day framework that doesn’t chase making calories or macros. Sometimes my daily calories will be 800 and sometimes 2,000, and that’s OK.

          It’s Working

          Both my cardiologist and my primary are pleased with my progress. My most recent labs clear me on diabetes and all my other labs are within normal ranges. I will tell you what I have been doing. I will also admit all of my foibles. I'll be as honest as possible.

          Three-In-One

          This won’t be a very long post because it’s very simple. So, tl;dr: I only eat one meal a day, whether it meets either my macros or my calorie count. It’s never perfect and I fail and fallback and overeat all the time—but I force myself to track all my mistakes on MyFitnessPal and I always rejigger my Zero IF app to reflect my adapted eating windows and fasting windows. If I am going to cheat, I want to cheat transparently. I sometimes feel like I am three distinct people: my id, who binges and suffers from extreme gluttony; my ego, who generally stays pretty silent; and my superego, who is incessantly trying to steer this bi-articulated bus that is me. So, while my id is being a dick and insisting on eating whole bags of chips and dip, my superego is desperately trying to minimize damage and soberly try to enforce accountability by not allowing my ego to hide behind not tracking everything into the calorie and fasting logs.

          One Meal, That’s It

          One meal, and that’s it. It can be a large meal, it can be a salad, it can be a restaurant meal, or it can be a carefully prepared nutrition-dense and macros-perfect bespoke meal I made a home. One eating period, that’s it.

          Never Be Chasing Calories

          I will never chase calories. Today’s one-meal was probably ~900 calories. So, today will be a calorie-restricted day. Not intentionally, but it’s OK to under-eat one whole day. Tomorrow, it might be 1,500-2,000 calories. I had been a little obsessed with making sure I get up to 1,500 calories-a-day, but it’s not worth it, especially since everyone generally underestimates rather than overestimates calories. So, who knows?  And, as I said before, science and medicine and even hallowed pseudoscience shows clearly that it’s way healthier, over the course of your life, to miss a few meals than it is to overeat. If quality longevity is what I risk, I am in!

          To repeat, most people develop a sort of limiter after eating high protein, low carb for a while but I don’t seem to have a quality seity setting. I don’t have a working fullness gauge. So, I need to do it in emulation. So, that’s why I have such short eating windows. I am allowing time to replace fullness.

          33 min
        • The only things that could make salt-of-the-earth Americans riot are massive hikes in the price of gas and beer S3E8 (this episode is terrible, the worst!)

          An expert explains how fuel prices, bad weather, the COVID-19 pandemic and other factors are pushing food prices to historic levels. The real average price of food has been increasing since the year 2000.

          Can Americans be convinced to eat less meat?

          AT THANKSGIVING Americans express gratitude for family, the harvest… and a big, juicy turkey. Americans consume the most meat per person, but that’s not good for the planet. Could they cut back?

          The Economist’s Jon Fasman and his sons prepare the Thanksgiving turkey. We go back to a nationwide contest to find the perfect chicken. And Caroline Bushnell from The Good Food Institute discusses how to wean Americans off meat.

          John Prideaux hosts with Charlotte Howard and Jon Fasman. Runtime: 39 min

          temperance movement, movement dedicated to promoting moderation and, more often, complete abstinence in the use of intoxicating liquor (see alcohol consumption). ... Some temperance advocates, notably Carry Nation, worked to great effect outside the organized movement.

          Prohibition is the act or practice of forbidding something by law; more particularly the term refers to the banning of the manufacture, storage (whether in barrels or in bottles), transportation, sale, possession, and consumption of alcoholic beverages.

          3 reasons why gas prices are so high right now

          Riots, white supremacy, and accelerationism



          40 min

        About The Chris Abraham Show

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        tl:dr: Just a 55-year-old cisgender white male mansplaining his own self-importance. But good.