The Chris Abraham Show

The Chris Abraham Show

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The Chris Abraham Show episodes

  • I was a teenage Donald J. Trump #28

    Season 2, Episode 28, of ChrisCast: I am Chris Abraham. When student body president of Saint Louis School was opened up for candidates, my buddy David Saiki and I threw my hat it. I was a white dude (a haole), I was 6 foot 3 inches tall, and had gaudy, fake, bleach blond hair. I was a bullshitter, a dufus, and didn't take anything that seriously. I was a bit of a prat and while a strong B+ student, I wasn't a National Merit Scholar. I had never been in any student body and only dabbled in Wrestling, JROTC, the Newspaper, and Speech and Debate club (I was the founder and president of that, though). And I was also no the genius behind me run, either. That was David Saiki.  I was even set up and then impeached for it. There was much controversy and my mum defended me and it all turned out in the end. This is that story. Enjoy, Matt Searles (my only podcast listener and subscriber). 

    34 min
  • Trump Will Win in November 2020 Due to the Shy Trump Factor #26

    According to Wikipedia, the Shy Tory Factor is:

    "... a name given by British opinion polling companies to a phenomenon first observed by psephologists in the early 1990s. They observed that the share of the electoral vote won by the Conservative Party (known colloquially as the "Tories") was significantly higher than the equivalent share in opinion polls. The accepted explanation was that so-called "shy Tories" were voting Conservative after telling pollsters they would not. The general elections held in 1992 and 2015 are examples where it has dramatically affected the overall result but has also been discussed in other elections where the Conservatives did unexpectedly well. It has also been applied to the success of the Republican Party in the United States."

    This is what's going on in the USA right now, except it's the Shy Trump Factor.

    10 min
  • Trump and the Senate will Bum-Rush Ruth Bader Ginsberg's Supreme Court Seat ASAP #25

    There's nothing to say except:

    1. Trump's administration has a history of filling courts with conservative judge appointments.
    2. The Right loves nothing more than undoing DACA, Obamacare, abortion so stacking the Supreme Court is key in doing that.
    3. The Right only cares about Guns and God and so stacking the Supreme Court is key in that, too.
    4. The Right would prefer the Supreme Court appointment even if it means a Trump loss as Trump is not a true believer.
    5. So many more. Listen to the show!
    6. 19 min
    7. ChrisCast S2E23: proper English isn't White it's Highfalutin

      Being able to speak proper American English isn't selling out to the White man, it's selling out in order to be accepted by the Highfalutin. My dad, Bob Abraham, actually bought Eliza Doolittle books full of elocution lessons to make him sound less like a poor, working-class, bum from New Jersey. He was his own Professor Henry Higgins. And it worked! He got a job a BBDO as an illustrator and then worked in the Ad World of NYC like Don Draper, who also worked so hard to come across as an NYC fancy boy. Proper English isn't White it's Highfalutin!

      21 min
    8. ChrisCast S2E22: is BLM America a melting pot, a salad bowl, or something else?

      I don't know if BLM wants either an American melting pot or a salad bowl if it, in any way, capitulates to American culture, defined as white culture, which actually means American white supremacy. The episode is my attempt to try to get my head around it and sort it out, awkwardly, out loud. I don't know if I even really understand it. And, I don't really feel like it's my place to contribute, either, as I am a chameleon. 

      "The USA is traditionally called a melting pot because, with time, generations of immigrants have melted together: they have abandoned their cultures to become totally assimilated into American society. But in the UK, where cultural diversity is considered a positive thing, immigrants have always been encouraged to maintain their traditions and their native language. This model of racial integration can be described as a salad bowl,  with people of different cultures living in harmony, like the lettuce, tomatoes, and carrots in a salad."

      45 min
    9. ChrisCast S2E20: Chris why is your website so ugly and out-of-date?

      I used Plone back in 1999-2002 and loved it then and want to try using it again for my personal site again circa 2015. ChrisAbraham.com uses the Open Source Content Management System Plone and has been designed to be completely accessible and usable, working in accordance with the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG v1.0).

      23 min
    10. ChrisCast S2E20: On writing my novel Hill Mole for over fifteen-years

      I started writing my spy novel Hill Mole casually on May 13, 2005, and sort of petered out on July 20, 2017. I aspire to continue. I blame Facebook and Twitter because I really stopped contributing to the novel, still alive at HillMole.com. But I had so much fun writing it. And I truly aspire to get her done, or make her a life's work. Ironically, it's still running a 2006 version of Six Apart's MovableType running Perl. I try my hardest to keep the code alive!

      25 min

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    tl:dr: Just a 55-year-old cisgender white male mansplaining his own self-importance. But good.