There is nothing on earth more satisfying than a good back scratch. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss orgies (again), Timberlands, Maple Mountain, ASMR, professional back scratchers, and homework.

People (including a host of this podcast) love musicals. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Hanes t-shirts, orgy conversations, ancient Greece, Kristin Chenoweth, Les Mis, and backup actors.

Billions of people watch family vloggers. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss family picnics, in-wedlock vs out-of-wedlock, autoerotic asphyxiation, tornados, modesty, and pranks.

Dirty soda shops have taken Utah by storm. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss 64 oz mugs, lattes, William Shakespeare, vice comparisons, drive-throughs, and death.

Flat bill hats are the cap of choice for startup folks. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Sword & The Stone Theory, dad hats, Austrian renovations, The Who, sweaty masks, and the true faces of tech.

Prospective parents host gender reveal parties. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss alligator wrestling, Adam and Eve, Whistling Petes, cake cutting, and voting.

Teens are giving each other promise rings that signify a commitment to get engaged to get married. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Al Roker, an old Arby's sandwich, adult diapers, relationships, and coiffed hair.

Certain professions have positive or negative connotations. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss ice cream truck drivers, scrubs, pizza delivery, plumbers, CEOs, Mr. Mark, and bloggers.

Buffets are a popular choice for dinner in America. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss peanut butter bars, ice cream toppings, dinner rolls, sandwiches, and bells.

Parents facetune their children’s pictures. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss shopping cart races, emasculation, couples on bikes, Why Tho olympics, long legs, and school pictures. If you are a facetune expert, please email [email protected]