Coins are still acknowledged as proper currency. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Adele, fishing, Quasimodo, jailable offenses, carnivals, webcams, and $15 polaroids.

Bow ties are cooler than normal ties but no one wears them. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Golden Rule, the universe, park rangers, face masks, murder, suspenders, and professors.

The Boy Scouts of America was held in high esteem for over 100 years. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss corn-dog-eating dogs, gutter rabbits, snorting hydroxychloroquine, watermelon cheers, and a merit badge for not drowning.

Couples are pedaling around town on the same bike. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss state contracts, outrage, outrage, outrage, outrage, outrage, and virgin bikers.

Saturday Night Live is categorized as a culturally-relevant comedy. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss tailgating, comedy, shingles, underwear, heel turns, journalists, and regressives.

Very defined tan lines are viewed as embarrassing. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Lucky Bastard, the governor's race, the Mona Lisa, tanning beds, and the Vincent van Gogh of spray tans.

Married people can only hang out with other married people. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss patsies, necrophilia, generals, siphoning, the married/single divide, and the Salt Lake Tribune.

People make their bed in the morning. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Clint's insane Twitter behavior, angry people, self help, bed making, cold showers, and finding your one true glub.

People are passionate about using only Apple or Android. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Utah Valley State College, lunch room food, Brent Brown, Brent Brown's son, Brent Brown ballpark, and Toyotas.

The USDA creates a new concept of health every decade or so. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Michael Jordan (again), milk, cows, 11 servings of grain, wrist guards, and fortified margarine.