The Chris Rawle Show

The “Five Love Languages” are recognized as the foundation for expressing and receiving love. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss pastors, bibles, physical touch, lust, checkbook balancing, and divorce.

Astrology is the new cool. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss nuclear warheads, crystals, good men and women, fishing, mavens, and horoscopes.

People feel obligated to attend family reunions. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss creepy cousins, potato salad, incest, casinos, and socially-distanced lap dances.

Adults give gifts to each other for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss communism, gardening, lingerie, spoons, Old Faithful, and Arctic Circle.

The United States has a long and storied past with amusement parks. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss KSL Classifieds, boils, human freaks, wooden roller coasters, Santaland, and Las Vegas.

Superhero movies are popular. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss cave exploration, Target shoppers, fight scenes, plastic abs, and stalactites.

People LOVE murder shows/movies/podcasts. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the sex offender registry, attractive serial killers, Lucky Bastard, Dahmer, and Fairview, Utah.

Candlelight is viewed as sexy. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss erotic novels, Casanova, everyday cam boys, editorial boards, atheists, and the kings and queens of the plains.

Some people require you to remove your shoes before entering their house. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss honey mustard, town homes, masked orgies, bad boys, ferrets, and dirty socks.

Karl Malone used to mutter an unintelligible phrase before every free throw and Jeff Hornacek would wipe his face three times. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss masks, guns, bushes, hammer dunks, McDonalds, chicken nuggets, and baggy suits.