The Chris Rawle Show

We still hold school graduation ceremonies. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss school plays, dance recitals, band practice, weddings, funerals, and Josh Groban.

Spam mail still gets sent via the United States postal service. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Little Caesar's, crazy bread, mustache oil, Zoom hacks, and Git-not-Get Gephardt.

Nobody utilizes luxury porta potties. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Honey Buckets, premium porn accounts, Clint's alarming online behavior, Kathy Griffin, historical quotes, and Mister President.

Road construction takes forever to complete. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss newfound riches, WW2 tank production, the Gary-Mitt-Clint power trio, purchasing WWE stocks, and personalized lanes on the freeway.

Parents continually bungle the naming of their children. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Dick Gephardt, Frugal Dougall, Nahum, name spelling variations, PB&J pornography, and times tables.

Every day in the USA, school kids pledge allegiance to a flag. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Utah's flag, the Russian Doll-committee conundrum, government reach arounds, daily press conferences, ill-advised airport gatherings, and banana runts.

A shirt with a collar is recognized as higher class than a shirt without a collar. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss county commissioners, oversight committees, app building, press conferences, thank yous, and capris.

It’s impossible to look dignified on a segway. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Mussolini, Churchill, Jimmy Carter, bathtub paintings, Kias, and 2012 car styles.

Chris and Clint discuss a relationship theory revolving around mains (those who are dependable) and fringes (those who are not).

It’s viewed as awkward when two parties can’t decide whether to hug, fist bump, or shake hands. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss kissing cousins, aunts who shake hands, Robert Kirby, the 30-second pill, and bad huggers.