Sunglasses are cool but prescription glasses are not. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss pandemics, coolness, NBA fashion, eye Viagra, lovemaking, and excessive coughing.

On Tinder, height matters. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss dating restrictions, emotional vacancy, polyamory, baggy jackets, flossing, and Canada.

On average, 140,000 Utahns watch the local news at 5pm. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss fear, erectile dysfunction, Cosmopolitan, Cosmo the cougar, ageism, and quarantines.

Elevators never close when you want them to. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Big Mac, Kirby Puckett, food tampering, cardboard boxes, and car elevators.

A U of U professor has joined the race for Utah’s governor. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss family problems, profane Facebook posts about Mitt, break ups, old people, and the governor race.

A story of divine creation, written and read by Chris Rawle.

In the United States, election day is always on Tuesday. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss prehistoric presidential candidates, junior high, ballot counting, farmers, potato sacks, and Not So Super Tuesday.

Mardi Gras has convinced everyone that free beads are not only priceless, but worth doing ANYTHING for. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Mitt, sweets, circus bears, free beads, movie plots, and faith crises.

A prose pair, written and read by Chris Rawle.

People are considered heroes. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss gun mishaps, shirtless video gamers, bratwurst, genesis stories, Free Willy, 64 ounce sodas, and coughing.