A tale of city league basketball and Lebron James, written and read by Chris Rawle.

Utahns are strongly against making eye contact with strangers and smiling, waving, or saying hello. Why tho? Chris and Clint also review local news, CNN, cool emails, pornography, remote workers, pioneers, and punditry.

As it turns out, we don’t know how many calories are in food. Why Tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Global Cashew Council, the sex habits of researchers, Iowa, preachers, anger, the definition of anecdotal, and...breastfeeding.

There are rules that prohibit United States Senators from drinking chocolate milk out of the bottle during a Senate impeachment trial. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss dairy, physical attractiveness scales, Wacky Wednesday, Mormon Women for Ethical Government, and Rebel Mitt.

Tags on clothing, whose sole purpose is to be cut off, exist. Why tho? Chris and Clint also expound on essential oils, Noni, caucuses, Iowa, pioneers, cheese, gout, and first kisses.

In front of tens of thousands of people at Silicon Slopes Tech Summit, Clint Betts wore a white shirt and tie. Why though? Chris and Clint also discuss ice melt, dragons, wizards, whistles, Mark Zuckerberg, crossing guards, and criticism.

News organizations endorse political candidates. Why tho? Other topics include clammy hands, goober debates, the history of the New York Times, hotel beds, wolverines, and opinion columnists.

Chris and Clint discuss the tragic passing of Kobe Bryant.

In movies and TV shows, sex is always interrupted by a phone call THAT ONE PARTY ANSWERS. Why tho? Other topics include freaky Friday, gubernatorial debates, engagement, Arctic Circle, upper half exposure, and the issues of the day.

Costco is always busy. Why tho? Other topics include Mark Zuckerberg, criticism, Kirkland, German tourists, churros, and aged vanilla.