If you post things on LinkedIn, you are required to act like a cheese dick. Why though? Other topics include potato nudes, foraging, leadership thoughts, musicals, Little Women, and lumps in all the wrong places.

People love In-N-Out in strange and unnatural ways. Why though? Other topics include fast food fanaticism, scriptures, "fresh" ingredients, Carl's Jr. t-shirts, the postal service, and a 100-patty hamburger.

People are always bummed out when they see someone wearing the same clothes as them. Why though? Other topics include pizza flicks, pizza plays, Kirkland, pineapple muumuus, and breathability.

People love seasonal food and drink — despite this, they remain seasonal. Why though? Other topics include peeps, Reese's eggs, wassail, shirtless Clint, McRibs, gristle, and naming ceremonies. As always, voicemails are welcome: 385-344-8011.

Christmas music is atrocious yet most people love it. Why though? Other topics include junkyard funerals, Dr. Pepper 10 funerals, soiled trousers, Christmas Shoes, heaven, John Denver, and Bing. As always, leave us a voicemail: 385-344-8011.

On New Year’s Eve, people kiss at the stroke of midnight. Why though? Other topics include edgy BYU videos, mistletoe, bruised lips, proper orgy etiquette, sexually-transmitted head colds, and Bahama Mamas.

During the holiday season, people pay money to visit sites with lots of Christmas lights. Why though? Other topics include Nashville, gospel singers, mustard stains, USA, the Festival Of Lights, hay bales, money, and kissing the ground.

A tale of fistfights, fornication, and driving up and down Main Street. Written and read by Chris Rawle of The Beehive.

I’m an adult husband and father with a full-time job. I play city league softball, take my dog for walks, and spend countless hours on basketball-reference.com trying to figure things out. Needless to say, I have a lot to juggle and not a lot of time. In fact, everywhere I go people ask, “How are you able to be a husband and father with a full-time job and still make time for other activities?”

A tale of college football. Written and read by Chris Rawle of The Beehive.