Fashion cycles in and out every few decades. Why tho? Other topics include bonnets, the Eagle Forum, JNCOs, PG pornography, circus peanuts, and DI ketchup stains.

A prose pair, written/read by Chris Rawle.

Utah has no definitive food or restaurant. Why tho? Other topics include Andy Reid, midwestern cold, mustaches, fried seagull, fry sauce, and navajo tacos.

Utah’s official state cooking pot is a dutch oven. Why tho? Other topics include cherries, iconic firearms, obese dinosaurs, peach cobbler, briquettes, boy scouts, and politicians.

Some prophets in the bible are referred to as “minor.” Why tho? Other topics include Utah condom slogans, In-N-Out University, fast food scriptures, hydration, and the prophet Nahum.

People love standing still on escalators. Why though? Other topics include cis males, generational names, king-size Kit Kats, Vitamen C, flying cars, and sexbots.

Many people stand immediately when the flight lands. Why though? Other topics include the Big City, horns, petitions, cows, Carl's Jr, the Nasdaq bell, and duct tape.

A tale of rugby. Written and read by Chris Rawle.

A tale of Bob Dylan, chili, and guitar. Written and read by Chris Rawle.

My 1979 Chevy pickup has me driving into Bozeman with its downtown spruced up all bright and cheerful for the holidays. It’s cold outside. To make matters worse, I’ve been battling a cold inside my head for three days. Savor this time of the year, people say. They’re convinced there’s something special about it.